The Sunday Legal Surgery

'Ere Retsy, sorry about not getting back about legal stuff, but do you fancy putting your name down as me company legal advisor

retsgom said:

The funs about to start where shes concerned!!!!!

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ffs rets, dint realise you were a bunny boiler, what you goin on about, you tried, you crashed and burnt, move on and conquer the next

yella disco said:

ffs rets, dint realise you were a bunny boiler, what you goin on about, you tried, you crashed and burnt, move on and conquer the next

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shirley you mean the first, not next

retsgom said:

Depends if shes a "**** up fairy copper" or not!!!!!

The funs about to start where shes concerned!!!!!

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Fookin Nora, there's nowt as sad and bitter as a serlsita scornded!

Boilin' bunnies, he'll be boilin' her nag FFS!

Ere' Rets, why do you always use the 'cool' smilie when you patently aint'ent?

slob said:

shirley you mean the first, not next

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Nah, dunt fergit Wicked Nurse Catheter.





Ah, see wot yer meen now!

aye right enought ah forgot about them.. did i tell you i had a threesome with young britney , ageing cher and that bird from bricomarche this afternoon?
and tommrrow am gonna have who ever i want

Where's he gon then? Trying to heat a small swimming pool t'boiling point in prep' fer makin some serious glue?

he's probelly porkin the cast of the Moulin Rouge

nah, he'll be watchin re runs of rumpole ter pick up some tips

or searching Amazon.com: Online Shopping for Electronics, Apparel, Computers, Books, DVDs & more fer a copy of "legal aid fer dummies"

maybe hes gone ter the local singles night

fook me he's not even single when he's on his own

Fone box fer a flyer?

Marcus said:

Fone box fer a flyer?

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it would need double doors on it

Oh im still here

Unlike the bull**** spreader whose now departed this site

Things tend to follow a pattern where that ones concerned, Try the search section on lruk, put MARIA in the search box and have a good read of her old posts about the last poor bloke she had her claws into!!!!!

Interesting stuff it is indeed

retsgom said:

Oh im still here

Unlike the bull**** spreader whose now departed this site

Things tend to follow a pattern where that ones concerned, Try the search section on lruk, put MARIA in the search box and have a good read of her old posts about the last poor bloke she had her claws into!!!!!

Interesting stuff it is indeed

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Well that is rich coming from you!!
If you think I am going to sit here and let you act like the injured party, YOU ARE MISTAKEN!!
You seem to think that bringing up my past is justification for your threatening me both privately and publicly?? (You already knew about my ex so why you are acting like you have dug up some dark secret during your stalking mission is beyond me??)

WHAT EXACTLY HAVE I DONE TO YOU?? APART FROM SAY THAT I DO NOT WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE I DO NOT TRUST YOU AND I AM SCARED OF YOU.

You on the other hand have lied to me constantly:

• Said you weighed 14.5 stone when really you weigh 27 stone.
• Sent me pictures claiming they were you when really they were of your Brother-in-law. I still have the pic's, so I can prove I am not lying.
• Said you lived on your own when you really live with your parents.
• Said you had a great new job with a top London Law firm, when you didn’t really.
• Said you had a motorbike………..yeah rite???

I could go on but I won’t.
All I want is for you to leave me alone and get on with your life!! I feel sorry for you because you seem to have nothing else in your life other than your obsession for trying to make my life HELL!!!! I have changed my mobile number and blocked you from being able to email me, so now you are using this website to get at me.





I am sorry to the rest of you guys for having to post this, but I WILL NOT be made to look like the villain when I have done nothing wrong apart from trust a man that is incapable of telling the truth!! I was stupid but believe me I am paying for it now!!

Woohoo, go Flaps, go Flaps! Tell it like it is guuuuurl!

Hey, & dunt mind us, beats watching Jeremy Kyle. You may be as mad as a box of frogs & dumb enuff to trust a slicitor (FFS Heidi!) & you may be plod fer that matter, but yer alright by me Flaps............g'wan, give the geez sum stick!

Lives with his parents? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ..................aw, thas FARNY!

Lives with his parents !

Woss so funny bart that ???







Oh aye !
I fergot !

Post No 786 !

Now thar is feckin funny

Go on Cat's, show him who's boss!

ffs heidi !! we all know flaps is a bit fruit loops and that rets is a fat lying ****. just because she be a bit... ,how can i put this,? ..............batty!! its no excuse fer rets getting humpy cos she dint like or trust him. as for making threats cos some tart has given you the spanish archer. that is the kinda thing either school boys or pyschos do...
only last week i got a pm from rets saying how much he loved flaps and was hoping to kiss and make up. i have to say its just as well fer flaps that he dint hate her. if this is what he does when he loves someone gawd nose what ill do if he hates someone.
also you'd think a real lawyer would know better than to make public threats against someone, which begs the question " does anyone know if rets is really a lawyer?"
now can we end this saga and get back to some friendly piff takin?
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and ffs rets leave her alone and move on ..flaps just ignore his threats , he probelly nowt more than a 12 sandwich eating ****