The Sunday Legal Surgery
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hi ya rets - yu still not drivin much? - hows ya hand?
quick legal q fur ya.
How come the local council can take away and dispose of a dumped car, but a private individual cannot?
Why can a council insist on scrapping said car and not sell it to get an income?
quick legal q fur ya.
How come the local council can take away and dispose of a dumped car, but a private individual cannot?
Why can a council insist on scrapping said car and not sell it to get an income?
Evenin
I cant drive for another 4 days !!!!!!! These tablets im on rather knock me off me box
The Hand had an operation and 21 stitches put in it on thursday, so its very sore and bloody annoying
Mind you, i had to drive me dads beemer in the early hours of saturday mornin, My mum woke me up and said she thought me dad was havin a stroke !!!! Turned out to be a diabetic Hypo and he was goin into a deep coma!!!!! The paramedics soon brought him back to life, but he got taken to A&E for a full check up, He's back on form now though, THANK GOD!!!!
I cant drive for another 4 days !!!!!!! These tablets im on rather knock me off me box
The Hand had an operation and 21 stitches put in it on thursday, so its very sore and bloody annoying
Mind you, i had to drive me dads beemer in the early hours of saturday mornin, My mum woke me up and said she thought me dad was havin a stroke !!!! Turned out to be a diabetic Hypo and he was goin into a deep coma!!!!!
The paramedics soon brought him back to life, but he got taken to A&E for a full check up, He's back on form now though, THANK GOD!!!!
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yu having an interesting life at the mo - aint ya
quick legal q fur ya.
How come the local council can take away and dispose of a dumped car, but a private individual cannot?
Why can a council insist on scrapping said car and not sell it to get an income?[/quote]
Hmmmm
It all depends on where the vehicle is parked, and if the council consider it a threat to public health and safety, ie, might it get set on fire or have bits removed and create a environmental hazard issue.
Private individuals would face criminal charges under the theft act !!!!
In law, property always has an owner, even if they no longer want it, they can still press charges if you nick it !!!!
Oh, The council cant take payment for scrap, but they will track you down and carge you for havin it removed !!!!!
How come the local council can take away and dispose of a dumped car, but a private individual cannot?
Why can a council insist on scrapping said car and not sell it to get an income?[/quote]
Hmmmm
It all depends on where the vehicle is parked, and if the council consider it a threat to public health and safety, ie, might it get set on fire or have bits removed and create a environmental hazard issue.
Private individuals would face criminal charges under the theft act !!!!
In law, property always has an owner, even if they no longer want it, they can still press charges if you nick it !!!!
Oh, The council cant take payment for scrap, but they will track you down and carge you for havin it removed !!!!!
yu having an interesting life at the mo - aint ya
Oh, its one long roller coaster of fun at the moment !!!!!
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so if somone dumps a car on private property - yu have to ask them if yu can have it, before yu can move it - would that be ok? - or ask the council and pay to have it removed?
Nope, You drag it off your land and put it on a public accessable piece of property, Then just ring the council
Oh, if theyve dumped it on your private property, then you own it until such time as they pay you for its storage, or they grant ownership of the goods to you
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Hello rets. Got a bit of a problem with local scrotey kids cutting thru my back garden to the recreation ground out the back. I live in a maisonette and the garden is'nt attatched to my property and is pretty much open access from the garage block. I put up brand new fence panels a few weeks ago, and the scrotey ****witts have kicked one of the panels in so they can still cut thru my garden. There seems to be a group of about 30 kids who use the rec every friday and saturday night. They sit and get ****ed and make **** loads of noise and then the other nite they used MY ****in broken kicked in fence panel to make a bonfire! I know there only 'bored' cos theres 'nufink for them to do' but they're really gittin on my tits now. When I fix my fence again in the next few weeks, i'm gonna plaster it with anti climb paint. Do I legally have to put up signs warning them of the paint? I really wanna bugger up their 'designer' clothes. I know I'm not allowed to take pot shots at them with my air rifle from my window, but its gettin very tempting. I used to get ****ed and have bonfires when I was 15 but I would at least be in the woods,miles from any houses and never would have damaged anyones property. What to do?!!
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thanks rets.
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duz that include gin-traps, landmines and 20' potholes?
?duz that include gin-traps, landmines and 20' potholes
As long as you have the correct licence for them, then yes it does
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Thankyou rets. will be applyin' for a landmine license in the mornin.
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A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down.
After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina.
"What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, you turkey. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'"
After a lengthy search, he traced the bandit to his favorite cantina, snuck up behind him, put his trusty six-shooter to the bandit's head, and said, "You're under arrest. Tell me where you hid the loot or I'll blow your brains out."
But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. Fortunately, a bilingual lawyer was in the saloon and translated the Ranger's message. The terrified bandit blurted out, in Spanish, that the loot was buried under the oak tree in back of the cantina.
"What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered, "He said 'Get lost, you turkey. You wouldn't dare shoot me.'"
yella
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ah good, im glad yer open, ive a bit of an issue and i dint know if there is anything i can do about it
yella
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well theres a bloke on our forum and all of a sudden hes fell in love with this doris thats also a member. now they seem to be filling the threads with a load of slushy lovey dovey crap, i was wondering if there is anythig we can legally do to MAKE THEM STOP NOW
