Stuck in a Ditch near Leamington Spa. Help?!

Basically, I'm stuck in a ditch. If anyone could tow me out that'd be grand. It won't take much to tow it out, but it definitely won't drive out.
I've abandoned it there for the moment (it's not blocking anything) but if anyone could help me as soon as you can that'd be grand. I'm new in Land Rover ownership, and this is the only time I've been stuck, unfortunately I wasn't with any other cars to pull me out.
It's a 200Tdi discovery and it's stuck about 4 or 5 miles from Leamington Spa.

Cheers

where have you been all our lives? 1post!!!!

are you on or off piste?

and you went laning on your own - never do that - you may have lerned a lesson the hard way

got anu pics?

I'm on a BOAT, but most of it is a gravel road.
And yes, I've learned the hard way. Not doing that again, that's for sure.
As for the one post, I only bought it a couple of months ago. My first proper car. I had a small hatchback before but that's no fun at all.

First post anyone attending be careful, seek land owners permission if not on BOAT.

pm me and blue beasty you exact location and a contact number. do you have a cb?


anyone that goes - go with backup - this could be pikeys .

Where abouts?

BGB or FK are probably closest I finks. Assuming they're available..

i have gozzi and hideehi

so you got a landy a few months ago? you then got stuck, and found this place????
how come you only found us now? Have you asked anywhere else for help?
sounds a bit fishy to me

redhand said:

BGB or FK are probably closest I finks. Assuming they're available..

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I'm closest to leam by far, other than Heidi who pips me by about a mile

The Mad Hat Man said:

i have gozzi and hideehi

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+ P3cca

top-cat said:

so you got a landy a few months ago? you then got stuck, and found this place????
how come you only found us now? Have you asked anywhere else for help?
sounds a bit fishy to me

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+1

I thought we had a min post for lzir??

Deasy said:

I'm closest to leam by far, other than Heidi who pips me by about a mile

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yu prepared to go?

Any pics Turbo?, they'll probably help folks out a bit...

top-cat said:

so you got a landy a few months ago? you then got stuck, and found this place????
how come you only found us now? Have you asked anywhere else for help?
sounds a bit fishy to me

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Agreed.

This is very similar to the faux call in Worcestershire earlier this year.
Anyone helping, please be wary or be in a significant group.

The Mad Hat Man said:

yu prepared to go?

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Only if someone goes with me. Not attending a a lzir on one post on my own, and don't think anyone else should/ would either

I only found this place via google. I know it seems suspicious but as it's my first post but I've PMed mad hat man with my phone number so that should help prove I'm genuine

Deasy said:

+1

I thought we had a min post for lzir??

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personally i wouldnt go.
turning up in the middle of no where with a kitted out landy late in the evening, for someone none of us know. Well dodgy

TurbochargedDummkopf....as MHM said, Private Message him and me with the exact location and a phone number we can speak to you on