Should i buy this

has it bollocks!!
think i'll need to phone david nixon

slob said:

utter bollocks me laddo! there is no way a light bulb can ever be described as a contuctor
1/ the wurd contuctor is one you just made up
2/ glass is crap at conducting electickery
3/ its the little bit of wire inside that is the conductor or dint they teach you that at wire school
4 common usage of the wurds electronics and electrics are two different things. electrics describes the flow of electons in a simple circuit as used in series landies. electronics is the complicated **** used in gaylanders and the like.
and i bet you still refer to a suspension damper as a shock absorber

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1 i ment conductor
2 yes correct its a insulator
3 the bit if wire u refer to is called the filament
4 i also us the same meanings altho both can be diffrent things, just thought if u where going to be a smart arsh with me and wud return the favor!

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1 i ment conductor
2 yes correct its a insulator
3 the bit if wire u refer to is called the filament
4 i also us the same meanings altho both can be diffrent things, just thought if u where going to be a smart arsh with me and wud return the favor!

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ok just let me know when you decide to do it

Sparky_Plug said:

just thought if u where going to be a smart arsh with me and wud return the favor!

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you were the one trying, and i emphasise the word trying to be a smart ARSE by trying to say lights were electronic as opposed to electrical

slob said:

think i'll need to phone david nixon

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Fkn 'ell chap, that dates ya!

The youngsters'll think yer onaboot that Watergate geezer!

am still waiting!!

anyone else want a sandwich while we wait

yo yella you got any of that pickle left?

sorry i have a life guess u dont

Sparky_Plug said:

sorry i have a life guess u dont

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aye some life you have you can't even guess correctly ,never mind offer anything worthwhile to the rest of the planet.

you'll be more use dead at least then you could be used fer fertiliser

i have more to offer the rest of the plant than u with ur smart remarks every time sum1 says sumthing u may hav 9,562 post but 9,561 of them where total **** and the other 1 was u saying hello, also proves again how lil a life u actulay have

Now then now then now then what......Ooops no I'm not doing a Jimmy Saville impression though it wasn't that bad reeeeely now then now then now then aolaoalaola aol ( that bit was the yodel thing he used to do). Any old how what was I going to say......Errrrrm I've forgotten now Bollocks it's your fault for asking about Jimmy bloody Saville.

Sparky_Plug said:

i have more to offer the rest of the plant than u with ur smart remarks every time sum1 says sumthing u may hav 9,562 post but 9,561 of them where total **** and the other 1 was u saying hello, also proves again how lil a life u actulay have

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what plant is that then? the one growing out the top of yer head
we can all see what a busy full life you lead you don't even have time to learn to spell or even check yer posts before you hit the reply button.

mr grunt that silly boy told me ah dint got a life again. ees got me reet upset wiff his nasty comments. ah bet he'll tell me again cos he seems to be stuck wiff a lack of constructive things to say. jings he dint even mention all them folks that send pm's thankin me fer help. or even that the great ming is indebted to me fer putting him right abart his A/C.
ah well never mind they come and they go, never a week goes by without some twaddled brain edjit telling me i int got a life or i stink of **** and play with meself while sitting at the pooter in me greasy thunders. and they get all this information from what?

oh **** the webcam is still on!!

You haven't got a life cos your just a figment of my imagination and figments don't have lifes, in fact no one on here has a life your all just voices in my head.

so do you only exist in yer own imagination?

D'yer know I don't think I do, I only exist in your imagination.

Fkn 'ell, it starts as a good healthy pop at Smarmy Plugs & now it's gun all Jean Paul fekin Satre!

Marcus said:

Fkn 'ell, it starts as a good healthy pop at Smarmy Plugs & now it's gun all Jean Paul fekin Satre!

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shouldn't that be Jean Paul Sarky.

Slob old chap I would just like to say that you make this forum one of the most interesting landy forums around. I come here o top up my humour levels as often as I can. Keep up the good work and try and get his address out of him I've got loads of free minutes on me mobile I need to use up.

Jean Paul Sarky.

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Is he that pooftah that wears a kilt on that eurotrash thing?