Revenge is sweet (OT)

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On Sun, 8 Jan 2006 13:57:42 -0000, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> scribbled the following nonsense:

> Why you shouldn't be impatient with old folk.
>
>http://www.digitalfog.com/gallery/granny.html


excellent, she even manages to set off the airbag, which must have
cost a fortune!!!!!!
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....and Simon Isaacs spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...


> On Sun, 8 Jan 2006 13:57:42 -0000, "Richard Brookman"
> <[email protected]> scribbled the following nonsense:
>
>> Why you shouldn't be impatient with old folk.
>>
>> http://www.digitalfog.com/gallery/granny.html

>
> excellent, she even manages to set off the airbag, which must have
> cost a fortune!!!!!!


To me, that was the funny bit. Not the chuckles of the sk8ers, or the arse
getting what he deserved for harrassing an invalid pensioner, but the look
of bemused horror as the airbag slowly deflates in front of him. He's
getting out at the end - I would like to know what happened in the next 30
sec.

I thought airbags were supposed to deploy only in serious frontal impacts.
This was a half-loaded shopping bag! Mercedes quality control?

--
Rich
==============================
Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)


 
On 2006-01-08, Richard Brookman <[email protected]> wrote:

> I thought airbags were supposed to deploy only in serious frontal impacts.
> This was a half-loaded shopping bag! Mercedes quality control?


More like a fake video, perhaps as part of some comedy programme or
other. There's no puff of powdery smoke that I've seen when an airbag
explodes, they're inflated with a small explosive charge, and are
supposed to deflate immediately because they're not airtight (although
it does appear to deflate when he pushes it out of the way).

Also if the old lady is standing at the edge of the road and needs a
horn beeping to wake her up then why did he screetch to a stop in the
first place (which you don't see, only hear).

In the mpeg version of the video I've seen you can see the airbag take
about 1/3-1/2 of a second or so to inflate (you can see it take
shape), which seems far too slow for the descriptions of airbag
inflation I've seen in which it happens so fast that the air displaced
can supposedly harm hearing and/or blow out a window, and if it
happens too late or the driver is too close to the wheel, can cause
nasty injury.

Finally of course, it seems too funny to be true, especially the
comedic jump of the old woman just slumped there at the side of the
road, put together the whole thing just doesn't ring true. There's so
much fakery around that if it doesn't ring true it probably isn't.

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Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
 
On 2006-01-08, Ian Rawlings <[email protected]> wrote:

> Finally of course, it seems too funny to be true, especially the
> comedic jump of the old woman just slumped there at the side of the
> road, put together the whole thing just doesn't ring true. There's so
> much fakery around that if it doesn't ring true it probably isn't.


Not to mention that only one airbag goes off and the force the old
lady puts on the crush can doesn't crush it and if it triggered at
that level of force it'd go off if you went over a speed bump too hard
or nudged a car when parking etc etc etc....

It's got to be a fake basically. Probably a cutting from an advert or
some comedy programme or sommat like that.

--
Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
 
On Sun, 8 Jan 2006 22:08:50 +0000, Ian Rawlings <[email protected]>
wrote:

>It's got to be a fake basically. Probably a cutting from an advert or
>some comedy programme or sommat like that.


I'm tempted to agree. Still kin funny though!


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increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005
 
....and Ian Rawlings spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...


> On 2006-01-08, Ian Rawlings <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Finally of course, it seems too funny to be true, especially the
>> comedic jump of the old woman just slumped there at the side of the
>> road, put together the whole thing just doesn't ring true. There's
>> so much fakery around that if it doesn't ring true it probably isn't.

>
> Not to mention that only one airbag goes off and the force the old
> lady puts on the crush can doesn't crush it and if it triggered at
> that level of force it'd go off if you went over a speed bump too hard
> or nudged a car when parking etc etc etc....
>
> It's got to be a fake basically. Probably a cutting from an advert or
> some comedy programme or sommat like that.


Big spoilsport.

--
Rich
==============================
Disco 300 Tdi auto
S2a 88" SW
Tiggrr (V8 trialler)


 
On 2006-01-09, Richard Brookman <[email protected]> wrote:

> Big spoilsport.


Sorry :p

Well given the crap that people have been believing since the dawn of
time in churches and mosques etc all over the world, I'm sure you can
be forgiven suspending disbelief on this occasion!

--
Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
 
On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 20:48:12 +0000, Ian Rawlings <[email protected]>
wrote:

>Well given the crap that people have been believing since the dawn of
>time in churches and mosques etc all over the world, I'm sure you can
>be forgiven suspending disbelief on this occasion!


I'll raise your churches and mosques with...


.... The Arizona Desert

 
On 2006-01-09, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net> wrote:

> ... The Arizona Desert


Ssshhh!

<looks fearfully skyward>

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Blast off and strike the evil Bydo empire!
 
On or around Mon, 09 Jan 2006 09:12:46 +0000, Mother <"@ {mother}
@"@101fc.net> enlightened us thusly:

>On Sun, 8 Jan 2006 22:08:50 +0000, Ian Rawlings <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>It's got to be a fake basically. Probably a cutting from an advert or
>>some comedy programme or sommat like that.

>
>I'm tempted to agree. Still kin funny though!


yeah, I liked it when it first impinged on my attention.
--
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Appearances: You don't really need make-up. Celebrate your authentic
face by frightening people in the street.
from the Little Book of Complete B***ocks by Alistair Beaton.
 
On Mon, 9 Jan 2006 20:48:12 +0000, Ian Rawlings <[email protected]>
wrote:

>On 2006-01-09, Richard Brookman <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Big spoilsport.

>
>Sorry :p
>
>Well given the crap that people have been believing since the dawn of
>time in churches and mosques etc all over the world, I'm sure you can
>be forgiven suspending disbelief on this occasion!


Of course, those of us who have the delight of owning a Mercedes can
actually believe that their airbags, in common with the rest of the
car, are fragile ****e.

Took ours for first MoT this morning. As it's basically a town car I
took it for a good thrash on the way. Revved it out in first and the
engine stopped dead. Wouldn't restart, until about 2-3 minutes later.

That would have been a long two minutes if I'd been in the middle of
the road....

--
Tim Hobbs
 
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