Ratty's missus says hello

Hi, I'm Ratty's missus (or bitch depending on which of us you speak to) and new to the site. Already met a few of you on here, RobinT, BoomerV8 and the Mad Hat Man, just thought I'd say a big hello to everyone else out there in the legendary landyzone

ello missis Ratty.
gorrany pics?

Treworgey 90 said:

ello missis Ratty.
gorrany pics?

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Working on it I'm only a newbie give us a chance

preferably topless.

Treworgey 90 said:

preferably topless.

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FFS Tinny, she's already pulled Daft orf..............er, I mean out!

hmmmm! - i tell ya wot - i wud rather be a passenger in her motor than yours!

the voo is decidedly betterer (and fewer tattoos)

Treworgey 90 said:

ello missis Ratty.
gorrany pics?

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Right here we go then - you may be blinded by the orange colour scheme but don't blame me

ere thats not on - theres sum of yu on salisbury driving that beast

Treworgey 90 said:

preferably topless.

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FFS can't you see it's a hard top not a soft top

Ratty's Missus said:

FFS can't you see it's a hard top not a soft top

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hard is better than soft - so long as they're natural.

The Mad Hat Man said:

ere thats not on - theres sum of yu on salisbury driving that beast

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Are you referring to Ratty or the landy?

I's working on it but all this newfangled stuff's a bit much for me

ere mrs ratty what does mr ratty think of you chatting all these blokes up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ratty's Missus said:

Are you referring to Ratty or the landy?

I's working on it but all this newfangled stuff's a bit much for me

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You've said ello now fook orf back to the sink. The washin up aint gonna do itself.

Mr Ratty cant wait for the boys to be lured in..

Treworgey 90 said:

hard is better than soft - so long as they're natural.

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all natural, with a bit of salisbury mud thrown in

ere Ratty - i thort yu sed yu liked yo nadgers?

Sirus said:

Mr Ratty cant wait for the boys to be lured in..

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Do I look like yella???

The Mad Hat Man said:

ere Ratty - i thort yu sed yu liked my nadgers?

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erm see told yer

The Mad Hat Man said:

ere Ratty - i thort yu sed yu liked yo nadgers?

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Yep but she'll rip the computer leads out before she gets to me.

Anyway I am meant to be at work at the mo so I can run out the house quick if she gets the rolling pin out.

robint said:

ere mrs ratty what does mr ratty think of you chatting all these blokes up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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methinks he's secretly enjoying it - has one of those weird expressions on his face right now - I'll be chained back up in a sec mind, soon as he wants a cuppa