Range pikeys

gavbriggs · Apr 3, 2010

I'm in a little pikey village called golden sands at mablethorpe, I've noticed there's a lot of rangeys around!!! Are we all pikers???

Irishrover · Apr 3, 2010

Jobs for today:
1.
Check the coolant level
2.
Check the suspension is still workin
3.
Get the bacon & eggs on
4.
Wipe the dew off the pikey wagon windows
5.
Fetch the water and empty the bog
6.
Chat with the other pikeys and compare wagons :lvkiss-106:
7.
Chat with the other pikeys and compare wives/partners :5bparty:
8.
Make some more pegs
9.
Get p*ssed and go to bed :beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2:

1992lse · Apr 3, 2010

gavbriggs said:
I'm in a little pikey village called golden sands at mablethorpe, I've noticed there's a lot of rangeys around!!! Are we all pikers???

if any of you have got k383cnc a 1992 mosswood green LSE, can i have my toolbox and gun back you theiving bastards:hysterically_laughi

P38_Ireland · Apr 3, 2010

nah......! sounds like your in an affluent are!! beside pikeys only drive toyota hiaces and transits cos there reliable......... (in a getaway....!)

gavbriggs · Apr 3, 2010

I've done all the jobs, cept getting pssd, it's good watching em all try pulling a ton and half with a mondeo on soggy grass!!! Lots of burned out clutches me thinks

1992lse · Apr 3, 2010

gavbriggs said:
I've done all the jobs, cept getting pssd, it's good watching em all try pulling a ton and half with a mondeo on soggy grass!!! Lots of burned out clutches me thinks

nothing like the smell of burning clutch plates in the afternoon

crack the tinnies open and get drunk

Datatek · Apr 3, 2010

Did you ever get your oil burner working?

Dopey · Apr 3, 2010

Dont forget to kiss yer sister good night.... I do!!

Irishrover · Apr 4, 2010

Keep it in the family I say!

:lvlove-160::hysterically_laughi

P38_Ireland · Apr 5, 2010

Incest is best!

Pikey · Apr 5, 2010

mmmmm strange how the Irish LZ brigade seem so keen on incest. Explains the large families they have.

fanatic · Apr 5, 2010

well know we know who inbreds are

Irishrover · Apr 5, 2010

Question...........

Why do they always have a bucket full of s*ite on the top table at a pikey wedding?????

Answer............

To keep the flies off the bride.

:behindsofa:

ex darksider · Apr 5, 2010

i dont think anythings a pikey mobile untill your filling up with diesel and the copper filling up behind you checks your taxed as he walks past.g reg daihatsu fourtracks work a treat.

gavbriggs · Apr 5, 2010

ohhh to top it all off ive gone and lost my iphone, yep its gonna cost me 500 quid to replace!!!

what a ****in **** week end!!! its prolly cost me the best part of a grand to stop in a tiny tin box on a muddy fcukin field!!!

oh what joy!!!

j the range · Apr 5, 2010

glad to be home gav..

gavbriggs · Apr 5, 2010

i'm so ****ed off i nearly smashed pikey wagon up and went to shop for ten fags and a crate of stella!!!

in fact if i could be arsed to put my shoes on i'd be ****ed and pulling on the cancer sticks as we speek!!!

but theres always tomorrow!!

can't wait for my next bright idea!!!

j the range · Apr 5, 2010

so you gave the fags up. well done mate..

gavbriggs · Apr 5, 2010

aye over a month now and not touched em, had plenty of reasons tho!!

j the range · Apr 5, 2010

haha, bet the dog and you little girl had a good time..

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