Pikeys

Ive swapped parkin spaces with neibour so now its right outside my bedroom window, so i will hear them if they turn up. Got a 2 foot machete by the bed just in case they need help with cuttin anything.
I didnt go out and confront them cause i just got out of the bath and dint have a stich on.
By the time i got a pen and there reg no they ****ed off.
Dont suppose its worth tellin the old bill as nowts been nicked yet.
Ive put sign in the window and i am gonna put a camera in my flat window.
Gonna get steerin lock tommorow from halfrauds

Stick said:

I didnt go out and confront them cause i just got out of the bath and dint have a stich on.

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That would have scared em off!
I wouldnt suggest shooting at em, when it comes to a tooled up balls out fight id back the pikeys everytime.You'll be outgunned and out manned by the time yer cocking the second volley!

Put aload of explosives in the back and let them nick it. When its a safe distance blow the buggers up. You'll loose the landy but you remove some scum from the world.

goonarmy said:

That would have scared em off!
I wouldnt suggest shooting at em, when it comes to a tooled up balls out fight id back the pikeys everytime.You'll be outgunned and out manned by the time yer cocking the second volley!

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Definately wouldn't shoot at them - my mate gave a little Do-As-You-Likey a clip round the ear when he caught him trying to steal his RS500 Cossie - the scumbags' Dad turned up an hour later with a shotgun wanting to negotiate!

The funniest thing I ever saw was about this time last year. The youths from the local council estate had got fed up with the goings on from a travellers site nearby and got a load of those rocket box fireworks and laid them horizontally on a wall overlooking the site.
They were let off all at once. The mayhem that followed you wouldn't believe!! It was like the Yanks going into Iraq.
They moved on a few days later.
My wife said it was a very cruel thing to do. Which set me off laughing again.

if i was you i would be sleeping it. i have had a few attempts on my series and once they have seen like me they dont give up. sleep in it 2nite if you can otherwise. just make it as difficult as possible park another car infront of it, put something they have to move if they want you have to make them make noise they will be sneaky. just dont let it out your sight.

RAV said:

Definately wouldn't shoot at them - my mate gave a little Do-As-You-Likey a clip round the ear when he caught him trying to steal his RS500 Cossie - the scumbags' Dad turned up an hour later with a shotgun wanting to negotiate!

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thats when you shout "hunni let the dogs out will you'' and five snarling and growling dogs arrive around your waist. they wont shoot. if they dont think they can win they will bugger off. there cowards all bark no grunt. if you dont have dogs just shut the door behind you and shout shoot then at the top of your voice. he wont, he will think ure mad instead.

Go and find lots of the loudest bangers/air bomb you can find and rig them so that if your landy moves they go off (not qiuite sure how but a little imagination). Will make them jump and will wake you too.

Paint bombs for the local paintball place are fun. as are paint landmines. google em as are blank firing crow scarers.

Stick said:

By the time i got a pen and there reg no they ****ed off.
Dont suppose its worth tellin the old bill as nowts been nicked yet.

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Well worth telling them. It is just a snippet of "intelligence" that might help them piece something together.

Because they were acting suspiciously, also report them to the anti terrorism hotline. You can't be too careful when it comes to protecting national security from global terrorists. Or local pikeys.

Cheers

Blippie

nathan5346 said:

Did ya get the indicators paul?

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Sorry for not replying, yes I did mate, thanks muchly ...

ever thought of paying to have a proper tracker fitted, i'm thinking it's the only way nowdays

Can it be discreet? to keep a series nice and pure?

i'd think so, it's a hidden box of tricks that only does anything if you ring the company saying it's stolen, the police then get a beeeping in their cars if there nearby,