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i went up the shop in me series3 this evening (about 6), i parked in the only gap left which happened to be next to a bmw X3, the snot nosed cow looked at me as if i was dirt on her over priced shoe, made some ****ty remark about people not looking after there cars (my series is covered in scars and dents from 35 years of work), i just walked past her, then as she was pulling out of the space i heard a crunch dopey mare had selected drive rather than reverse and had hit the bollard in front of where she had parked, i creased up, she was still there when i left the shop (only popped in to get a bottle of coke as i was thirsty) as i got into me landy i said people should really look after there motors better, then i reversed out and drove off :D
 
i went up the shop in me series3 this evening (about 6), i parked in the only gap left which happened to be next to a bmw X3, the snot nosed cow looked at me as if i was dirt on her over priced shoe, made some ****ty remark about people not looking after there cars (my series is covered in scars and dents from 35 years of work), i just walked past her, then as she was pulling out of the space i heard a crunch dopey mare had selected drive rather than reverse and had hit the bollard in front of where she had parked, i creased up, she was still there when i left the shop (only popped in to get a bottle of coke as i was thirsty) as i got into me landy i said people should really look after there motors better, then i reversed out and drove off :D

:D :D :D aaahhhh!! I likes that; there's nothing better than a nice heartwarming story to put a smile on your face! :D
 
Originally Posted by G-man
i went up the shop in me series3 this evening (about 6), i parked in the only gap left which happened to be next to a bmw X3, the snot nosed cow looked at me as if i was dirt on her over priced shoe, made some ****ty remark about people not looking after there cars (my series is covered in scars and dents from 35 years of work), i just walked past her, then as she was pulling out of the space i heard a crunch dopey mare had selected drive rather than reverse and had hit the bollard in front of where she had parked, i creased up, she was still there when i left the shop (only popped in to get a bottle of coke as i was thirsty) as i got into me landy i said people should really look after there motors better, then i reversed out and drove off

ROFL , fookin priceless which i had been there to laugh at the snotty cow
 
Well today I got shouted at by a neighbour. Went over to find out what he was going on and told me that I couldnt park my car there. I will park my car anywhere I damn want if I like as long as it's legal! Said it's a rust bucket and I don't drive it everyday so why do I need it. I should have pointed out that my 45 year old Land Rover has lest rust than his 10 year old Fiesta!
 
Originally Posted by G-man
i went up the shop in me series3 this evening (about 6), i parked in the only gap left which happened to be next to a bmw X3, the snot nosed cow looked at me as if i was dirt on her over priced shoe, made some ****ty remark about people not looking after there cars (my series is covered in scars and dents from 35 years of work), i just walked past her, then as she was pulling out of the space i heard a crunch dopey mare had selected drive rather than reverse and had hit the bollard in front of where she had parked, i creased up, she was still there when i left the shop (only popped in to get a bottle of coke as i was thirsty) as i got into me landy i said people should really look after there motors better, then i reversed out and drove off

Haha, brilliant. Uuuuuuuuuuuunlucky!
 
Yep - I have had several occassions where people parking next to me have deliberately accidently rammed their door into mine (whilst the car is unoccupied), especially in supermarket car parks or builders merchants.

If my car was newer, I would probably be taking the long walk from the spaces furthest away from the entrance.

My passenger side is full of verticle dents, one circular dent made by the corner of a van door, and one horizontal vandal scratch (front and rear doors).

Watch out!:mad:
 
Isn't it funny though... when there's loads of rain & floods, or snow, suddenly all these brainless lemmings in their euroboxes want us to tow them to safety and help them.

I'd relish the chance to be out in my 110 and tell them to go f**k themselves.
 
I've not really had any negative comments so far. (maybe the army colours get me some slack)

I did get one queue jumping Tw*t in a brand new BMW try and cut in front of me. So I didn't let him in, (hate queue jumpers) he gets all aggressive and starts screaming and gives me the finger. He stays along side me, just muttering and glaring at me.

As soon as the traffic starts move he tries to zoom in front of me, just as the traffic stops again. I was not expecting this wild and aggressive move, and obviously could not stop in time:rolleyes:. I then unfortunately crashed into the side of his beemer, crushing the whole side of the car. My car sustained damage too, a 2mm scratch to the bumper.

Then it got really bizarre, he totally looses it, jumps out his car screaming I crashed into him on purpose, and saying he was going to beat me to a pulp. The only problem with his plan is he was about 4ft tall, and skinny as a rake. I got out of my landy and took a sudden step towards him. He tried to step backwards but fell over on his ass :D At that stage a policeman ran over, absolutely ****ing himself laughing.

The policeman then proceeded to give the beemer driver a serious bollocking, that was one of my best days ever :D
 
Yep - I have had several occassions where people parking next to me have deliberately accidently rammed their door into mine (whilst the car is unoccupied), especially in supermarket car parks or builders merchants.

If my car was newer, I would probably be taking the long walk from the spaces furthest away from the entrance.

My passenger side is full of verticle dents, one circular dent made by the corner of a van door, and one horizontal vandal scratch (front and rear doors).

Watch out!:mad:

Hah! if they did that on mine they'd mangle their own door on me rock-sliders! :D



I did get one queue jumping Tw*t in a brand new BMW try and cut in front of me......As soon as the traffic starts move he tries to zoom in front of me, just as the traffic stops again.... and obviously could not stop in time:rolleyes:. I then unfortunately crashed into the side of his beemer, crushing the whole side of the car. My car sustained damage too, a 2mm scratch to the bumper.

......The policeman then proceeded to give the beemer driver a serious bollocking, that was one of my best days ever :D

Aahhhhhh, another heartwarming story! :D Bless 'em!!
 
I've not really had any negative comments so far. (maybe the army colours get me some slack)

I did get one queue jumping Tw*t in a brand new BMW try and cut in front of me. So I didn't let him in, (hate queue jumpers) he gets all aggressive and starts screaming and gives me the finger. He stays along side me, just muttering and glaring at me.

As soon as the traffic starts move he tries to zoom in front of me, just as the traffic stops again. I was not expecting this wild and aggressive move, and obviously could not stop in time:rolleyes:. I then unfortunately crashed into the side of his beemer, crushing the whole side of the car. My car sustained damage too, a 2mm scratch to the bumper.

Then it got really bizarre, he totally looses it, jumps out his car screaming I crashed into him on purpose, and saying he was going to beat me to a pulp. The only problem with his plan is he was about 4ft tall, and skinny as a rake. I got out of my landy and took a sudden step towards him. He tried to step backwards but fell over on his ass :D At that stage a policeman ran over, absolutely ****ing himself laughing.

The policeman then proceeded to give the beemer driver a serious bollocking, that was one of my best days ever :D

fpmsl, thats just made my day, :D:D
 
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