oooooo this is new

Ian A · Mar 8, 2009

Mseries3 said:
The more cylinders you have the smaller your penis? Hahaha

Ohh ****, i have two v8's, that's why i can't find the little fuc*er. :doh:

V8's rule the rest of you are just cheap skates :mooning::hysterically_laughi

Sean · Mar 8, 2009

can we please not have a 1.8 k series section

Sirus · Mar 8, 2009

Sean said:
can we please not have a 1.8 k series section

We had one.....it dint last long though:doh:

Ian A · Mar 8, 2009

The Mad Hat Man said:
erm.......... TDV8?

This engine was only made so the oil burners wouldn't feel left out in a real coversation :hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi

mjltigger · Mar 8, 2009

right..can someone tell all these flipping oil burners to get off our shiny new v8 bit and stick to their dirty smelly dervy bits....

Sean · Mar 8, 2009

mjltigger said:
right..can someone tell all these flipping oil burners to get off our shiny new v8 bit and stick to their dirty smelly dervy bits....

oi ya cheeky **** some of us oil burners do ave V8s as well ya know

smurphy · Mar 8, 2009

They'll get bored soon enough.

Pikey · Mar 8, 2009

smurphy said:
They'll get bored soon enough.

Oh yu wouldn't wanna bet on that would yu???

mjltigger · Mar 8, 2009

I already got back in me cage once..

Pikey · Mar 8, 2009

It used to be that they had a man walk in front with a red flag and they abolished that until They brought out the V8, only difference is now the bloke has an umbrella and 5galls of wd40 and an hairdryer. to try and get the fooker restarted every 10 minutes.

mjltigger · Mar 8, 2009

it doesn't need restarting till it gets down to 2 cylinders...

buckshot · Mar 8, 2009

mjltigger said:
right..can someone tell all these flipping oil burners to get off our shiny new v8 bit and stick to their dirty smelly dervy bits....

well we'll keep out if you lot stay out of the other sections

Pikey · Mar 8, 2009

mjltigger said:
it doesn't need restarting till it gets down to 2 cylinders...

Like I said every 10 minutes.

109party · Mar 8, 2009

redhand said:
It used to be that they had a man walk in front with a red flag and they abolished that until They brought out the V8, only difference is now the bloke has an umbrella and 5galls of wd40 and an hairdryer. to try and get the fooker restarted every 10 minutes.

loll i thought i was every 6mins

gavbriggs · Mar 9, 2009

on the p38 the man is employed at the rear, to push that is!

moonie · Mar 9, 2009

redhand said:
It used to be that they had a man walk in front with a red flag and they abolished that until They brought out the V8, only difference is now the bloke has an umbrella and 5galls of wd40 and an hairdryer. to try and get the fooker restarted every 10 minutes.

Don't forget the oil tanker following you around for when you run out of petrol.

rustyrhinos · Mar 9, 2009

Yeah, like a series engine, petrol or diesel, is any more economic

Beast o Bodmin · Mar 9, 2009

if i was paying for diesel id be gettin 35mpg,so i drive a 4.0 V8

http://www.onelaughhaveit.co.uk/images/smilies/****er1.gif

Oddie · Mar 9, 2009

Beast o Bodmin said:
if i was paying for diesel id be gettin 35mpg,so i drive a 4.0 V8

http://www.onelaughhaveit.co.uk/images/smilies/****er1.gif

You just wait!!!

oh...afterthought...i am driving a diesel, i do get 35 mpg, i have virtually the same power with more torque, ... oh and i can go through puddles.

Beast o Bodmin · Mar 9, 2009

odenne said:
You just wait!!!

oh...afterthought...i am driving a diesel, i do get 35 mpg, i have virtually the same power with more torque, ... oh and i can go through puddles.

yeah yeah yeah but its D O I S E L ya twonk it rattles and smells and has about as much class as a kin hooker from saltash

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