burkster
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if you don't care about child DNA testing or ID cards maybe this will get you to pay attention to what is going on in the world around you. i think it is really going too far to prevent one group of people from carrying on with their legal work. maybe if the water co. didn't lose 32% of the available water this terrible thing wouldn't happen. or what about the 92% pay rise the water bosses have given them selves? i think it is about time we all stood up for our right to sit down with a nice bucket of water to throw at any passing pooftah. next they will have to ration air because it has been poluted with all the exhaust from these gas guzzling awd's. i have heard from my source in london that there are plans afoot to make drivers breath their exhaust every time they drive anywhere. of course they will be allowed a small oxygen bottle at their side incase they get over come, or in the case of gaylanders, cum over.
we need to form ourselves into an active group to over throw the goverment so we can continue to do as we please without interference from some **** in a suit. i suggest a rally of landies to form up and run circles around parlement, of course we would need some thing that sticks out to lead this protest so i would like to offer lead position to yella disco, on the understanding that if any gaylanders turn up they will be in front, as i'm sure now of the rest of us would NOT like them behind us.
[SIZE=-2]Click to enlarge photo[/SIZE] LONDON (AFP) - Circus clowns have fallen foul of a drought order granted to a British utility because of diminishing stocks of water, a number of newspapers reported.Entertainers from Zippo's Circus were told they risked heavy fines if they continued to throw up to 20 buckets of the increasingly precious resource over each other in their slapstick "slosh" shows, Saturday's papers said.
With a hosepipe ban also in place, the funnymen and women will not be able to squirt each other with water from plastic flowers in their buttonholes, either.
The circus is currently pitched in Wallington, southeast England, where the drought order granted to Sutton and East Surrey Water to restrict the "non-essential use" of water comes into force Saturday.
It was granted because a series of dry winters has left reservoirs and underground aquifers in the densely-populated, water-hungry southeast severely depleted.
"The water board has had a complete sense of humour failure," said Zippo the Clown Martin Burton.
"I called them up to check the act was okay and they said it broke the rules and threatened me with hefty fines and cutting off our water supply.
"It is ridiculous and they need to chill out. The great British public don't like getting wet themselves but absolutely love seeing others getting drenched. And this treat is confined to the circus.
"I could collect rainwater or use mineral water but the water board are so zealous. I can't be sure they won't just cut off our water without investigating if someone reports it."
Stuart Hislop, from the water company, was quoted by the Daily Telegraph as saying: "No one else is allowed to fill buckets from a hose in their back garden and throw them over each other, so why should the clowns?
"It's a total waste of water."
we need to form ourselves into an active group to over throw the goverment so we can continue to do as we please without interference from some **** in a suit. i suggest a rally of landies to form up and run circles around parlement, of course we would need some thing that sticks out to lead this protest so i would like to offer lead position to yella disco, on the understanding that if any gaylanders turn up they will be in front, as i'm sure now of the rest of us would NOT like them behind us.
[SIZE=-2]Click to enlarge photo[/SIZE] LONDON (AFP) - Circus clowns have fallen foul of a drought order granted to a British utility because of diminishing stocks of water, a number of newspapers reported.Entertainers from Zippo's Circus were told they risked heavy fines if they continued to throw up to 20 buckets of the increasingly precious resource over each other in their slapstick "slosh" shows, Saturday's papers said.With a hosepipe ban also in place, the funnymen and women will not be able to squirt each other with water from plastic flowers in their buttonholes, either.
The circus is currently pitched in Wallington, southeast England, where the drought order granted to Sutton and East Surrey Water to restrict the "non-essential use" of water comes into force Saturday.
It was granted because a series of dry winters has left reservoirs and underground aquifers in the densely-populated, water-hungry southeast severely depleted.
"The water board has had a complete sense of humour failure," said Zippo the Clown Martin Burton.
"I called them up to check the act was okay and they said it broke the rules and threatened me with hefty fines and cutting off our water supply.
"It is ridiculous and they need to chill out. The great British public don't like getting wet themselves but absolutely love seeing others getting drenched. And this treat is confined to the circus.
"I could collect rainwater or use mineral water but the water board are so zealous. I can't be sure they won't just cut off our water without investigating if someone reports it."
Stuart Hislop, from the water company, was quoted by the Daily Telegraph as saying: "No one else is allowed to fill buckets from a hose in their back garden and throw them over each other, so why should the clowns?
"It's a total waste of water."
