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burkster said:
i'll tell you what we'll do..we'll all get into mings space**** and zoom off to another planet and start a new life. we'll have to take a lot of sandwiches and fizzy drinks, our landies and some spares and lots of fit burds but no pooftahs. and can some one bring a video so i can watch my collection of emerdale videos?
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Ye Ye Nice one!:eek:
Yer still a ****:p
 
you know what the **** am talking about ya ****ing hooplehead any more of yer lip and i'll take my avatar back. ha! burkster did i get y'awl with that one
 
i've heard that about her.. every time she goes into safeways the whole shop staff are stunned. some say it is like being hit by a three week old wet trout. others that the shock is akin to having yer head slammed in a door. but there can be no getting away from it, she stuns every one that sees her.



much like madusa
 
Fraid not Slob. I'm sure you know that matter can be neither created or destroyed But your sentiment is bang on. Let's kill him, turn him into compost, then feed him to the trees and they in turn will produce O2. Wonderfull :D

slob said:
never mind that if he didn't exsist there would be less matter on the planet therefore more room for the air, so it would be at a lower pressure . so if he ****ed off back to whatever planet he came from maybe i would keep getting these head aches
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slob said:
i've heard that about her.. every time she goes into safeways the whole shop staff are stunned. some say it is like being hit by a three week old wet trout. others that the shock is akin to having yer head slammed in a door. but there can be no getting away from it, she stuns every one that sees her.



much like madusa
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Mrs Ming thinks Slob is cute. . .:D
 
DOPEY ****WIT!!!! i'll have you know i have an IQ of 105 and 2 degrees from uni.
so you know the ins and outs of a jam jar. but you can not open it.
what do you know about wars burk? prob not been to one let alone two
 
nedkelly14 said:
DOPEY ****WIT!!!! i'll have you know i have an IQ of 105 and 2 degrees from uni.
so you know the ins and outs of a jam jar. but you can not open it.
what do you know about wars burk? prob not been to one let alone two
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what we have here is proof that you can lead a dope to writing but you can't make him read.
as for wars if you what to start a count i'll chalk five up next to my name if you don't mind
mrs ming are we still on for next weekend at the travel lodge?
 
slob do you not go by your own words "what we have here is proof that you can lead a dope to writing but you cant make him read" i was replying to BURKSTER hence burk
as for the war thing it also was a dig at burk
 
Mrs Ming say's she's gonna have ta turn ya down Slob [but she still thinks your a cute boy] but thinks as a bit of a war on ,ya might be busy,and as you know cos of our very bad reputation in war situations , the Mings are not gonna get involved with this earth war,tee he. . .:)
 
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