One off freelander..!!! You wont see another

veni, vidi, vomui

I just copied and pasted the ebay write up from when i sold it, promise not trying to sell anything !!!!! And yes i do own a garage..but dont want to promote it on here...

Just wanted to show people what could be done to a 1999 model freelander..

I know it is not everyones cup of tea...

Keep abuse coming, it is making me smile..!!!!!

Storm 99, you are awful.......but i like you ...... !!!!!

The prosecution rests m'lud. We demand the harshest penalty, that the defendant drives his own vehicle til his neck snaps.

bignrh said:

Just wanted to show people what could be done to a 1999 model freelander..

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What's wrong wiv just burning it like everyone else?

If you did it to a Rangie I could understand it. But to do it to a freelander. No self respecting pimp would be seen dead in a freelander.

bignrh said:

You are a bunch of bitches aren't you !!!!!!ha ha...

I like it and a lot of other people do...

Just started another project, just put a 2.0 turbo engine from a rover vitesse into a 3 door freelander.!!!!!!


Not seen that before have you ????

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Yes, yes i have it was done years ago i saw it in about 1999/2000 at the billing landrvoer show

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HERE IS MY LAST PROJECT...

ORIGINALLY A 1999 V REG FREELANDER....

MODIFICATIONS:

PAINTED WHITE AND BLACK, REALLY IS BRIGHT BRIGHT WHITE, YOU CANNOT GET WHITER....

22" RANGE ROVER STORMER 2010 ALLOY WHEELS, PAINTED BLACK WITH RAINBOW METAFLAKE IN THE LACQUER, SO WHEN THE SUN HITS THEM THEY SPARKLE...LOOKS GREAT ..

LOWERED 30mm

WE HAVE MOULDED IN THE ORIGINAL WHEEL ARCH KIT SO THAT NOW IT IS SMOOTHED INTO THE BODYWORK, SEAMLESS ....

WE HAVE REMOVED ALL INDENTS AND GROOVES ON THE DOORS, INCLUDED MOULDINGS SO THEY ARE ALL SMOOTH AS WELL...

WE HAVE REMOVED THE REAR WHEEL CARRIER AND SMOOTHED THE TAILGATE, HAVE NOT SEEN ANOTHER LIKE THAT !!!!

WE HAVE FITTED SIDESKIRTS RATHER THAN SIDE STEPS SO IT LOOKS LOWER AND COOLER...FIND ANOTHER WITH THESE SKIRTS, YOU WONT, WE MADE THEM...

WE HAVE FITTED A FACE LIFT FRONT BUMPER, FOG LIGHTS AND HEADLIGHTS AND REAR BUMPER SO THE CAR LOOKS LIKE A 2004-2006 MODEL, TRUST ME YOU CANNOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE....

WE HAVE FITTED LED RUNNING LIGHTS INTO THE HEADLIGHTS, REALLY COOL AT NIGHT AND VERY BRIGHT....

WE HAVE TINTED THE WINDOWS

WE HAVE FITTED A 2006 FULL BLACK LEATHER INTERIOR, INCLUDING MATCHING DOORCARDS...

WE HAVE COLOUR CODED ALL THE INTERIOR BLACK, DASHBOARD,INSIDE PILLARS,CLOCKS,INSIDE REAR DOOR....EVERYTHING BUT HEADLINING...

WE HAVE FITTED CHROME SILL PLATES

WE HAVE FITTED A BONNET VENT...

PLUS OTHER LITTLE EXTRA'S THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER.....


THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE NOTHING ELSE....!!!!!

PEOPLE STOP ME EVERYWHERE ASKING WHAT IT IS, OR IS IT A NEW MODEL !!!!!

THIS THING SNAPS NECKS WHEN YOU DRIVE IT..

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the fookin mudflaps are'nt even on straight

I am not a Gaylander fan, but it think that looks quite good really.
I know its a landy and gaylanders are..er.....gay..and landys are supposed to be off road capable, but it suits a certain level of consumers of landy's.

I only like because of the colour contrasts the white with the black.
Looks cool but I wouldn't own one

Ha, ha, ha, ha....

Just cos you lot drive old relic defenders and want to have sex wiith them cos you think they are so cool and retro....

See what type of woman you would impress on a first date pulling up in a defender !!!!!! There would be no second date !!!!!

Keep it coming.....toss bags !!!!...sorry, tasteless toss bags !!!!!!

buckshot said:

the fookin mudflaps are'nt even on straight

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No they're straight, the gaylander and its erm..creator.. are bent.

bignrh said:

Ha, ha, ha, ha....

Just cos you lot drive old relic defenders and want to have sex wiith them cos you think they are so cool and retro....

See what type of woman you would impress on a first date pulling up in a defender !!!!!! There would be no second date !!!!!

Keep it coming.....toss bags !!!!...sorry, tasteless toss bags !!!!!!

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So how many blokes do you pull in yer gaylander?:doh:

Thanks vagrent !!!!

One almost positive comment out of one hudred...ha ha.

bignrh said:

Ha, ha, ha, ha....

Just cos you lot drive old relic defenders and want to have sex wiith them cos you think they are so cool and retro....

See what type of woman you would impress on a first date pulling up in a defender !!!!!! There would be no second date !!!!!

Keep it coming.....toss bags !!!!...sorry, tasteless toss bags !!!!!!

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****er! ever wondered why they are referred to on here as GAYLANDER or have you already been in touch with your feminine side

bignrh said:

Ha, ha, ha, ha....

Just cos you lot drive old relic defenders and want to have sex wiith them cos you think they are so cool and retro....

See what type of woman you would impress on a first date pulling up in a defender !!!!!! There would be no second date !!!!!

Keep it coming.....toss bags !!!!...sorry, tasteless toss bags !!!!!!

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Well the last woman was a 6ft dane, ex soldier seen afghan and bosnia, scraped bodies up..has ridden a harley across australia for danish tv, was the danish fencing champion and went to the olympics, she's now a nurse responsible for the repatriation of fallen danish soldiers bodies being returned to the country. Shes got long blond hair, goes like a bunny and enjoys real land rovers.

I expect you'll get a fat slag with herpes that works on the make up counter of boots.

Thats a big ''**** you'' isn't it...

bignrh said:

Ha, ha, ha, ha....

Just cos you lot drive old relic defenders and want to have sex wiith them cos you think they are so cool and retro....

See what type of woman you would impress on a first date pulling up in a defender !!!!!! There would be no second date !!!!!

Keep it coming.....toss bags !!!!...sorry, tasteless toss bags !!!!!!

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women like REAL men. real men drive defenders and are always in there overalls coverd in grease n ****. not pretty boys who wear v necks and have man bags!! and drive an excuse of a pimped up gaylander. really mate there not smiling at you there ****ing themselves at you saying " look at that cock who obviuosly cant afford a real landrover" well thats what my mrs has just said

doesnt bother me the car, reckon i wouldnt want to go out with any type of girl who thought that it looked good though, undoubtedly they would have fake tan and tons of make up on. On the other hand the series 1 rs in the pic looks good

Is this for real? turd polishing.
Wasn't this pile of ****e on ebay back along with the p38 l322 look a ****es

All that effort to create a piece of ****.

Fook off you lot, takin the **** !.

I used to have one just like that, and I think it looks great !.
















( The Series 1 RS Turbo in picture one that is !! ).

Del.