Oi, Martyn...

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During stardate Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:42:40 +0100, Austin Shackles
<[email protected]> uttered the imortal words:

>You know that Zil 131...
>
>here's one down the road from you...
>
>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4585122622


Nah... you would need a long narrow garage to store that in.... still
at least the tyres are easy to let down to get it in and out.

<seed planted.... runs>

Lee D
--
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

www.lrproject.com
'76 101 Camper
'64 88" IIa V8 Auto
'97 Disco ES Auto LPG'd
'01 Laguna
 
Lee_D wrote:
> During stardate Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:42:40 +0100, Austin Shackles
> <[email protected]> uttered the imortal words:
>
>
>>You know that Zil 131...
>>
>>here's one down the road from you...
>>
>>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4585122622
>
>
>
> Nah... you would need a long narrow garage to store that in.... still
> at least the tyres are easy to let down to get it in and out.
>
> <seed planted.... runs>
>
> Lee D
> --
> "I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
> - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
>
> www.lrproject.com
> '76 101 Camper
> '64 88" IIa V8 Auto
> '97 Disco ES Auto LPG'd
> '01 Laguna
Yes but Lee look at that huge fuel tank on the back it must do about
50yds/litre to need that.
Derek
(still bidding - padded room next week then!)
 
On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:42:40 +0100, Austin Shackles
<[email protected]> wrote:

>here's one down the road from you...
>
>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4585122622

Thank you, please allow me to apologise in advance for the pain
Charlotte may cause you to endure should I even mention this to her.
(Even though we could have much more space, and an inside shower,
and... and...)

Wales is not far for a woman with such a temper, be warned, please
give thought to moving, changing your name and having cosmetic
surgery...


--
"We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one
of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being
increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005
 
In news:[email protected],
Mother" <"@ {mother} @ <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net> blithered:
> On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:42:40 +0100, Austin Shackles
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> here's one down the road from you...
>>
>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4585122622
>
> Thank you, please allow me to apologise in advance for the pain
> Charlotte may cause you to endure should I even mention this to her.
> (Even though we could have much more space, and an inside shower,
> and... and...)
>
> Wales is not far for a woman with such a temper, be warned, please
> give thought to moving, changing your name and having cosmetic
> surgery...

Thank you kind sir, enjoyed that, regards to Charlotte.

--
"He who says it cannot be done should not interrupt her doing it."

If at first you don't succeed,
maybe skydiving's not for you!


 
On or around Wed, 26 Oct 2005 23:10:04 +0100, Alex
<[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:

>On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:42:40 +0100, Austin Shackles
><[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>You know that Zil 131...
>>
>>here's one down the road from you...
>>
>>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4585122622
>
>This one's bigger...
>
>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4585132884

's true, but by all accounts rare and expensive. The sam bloke as is
selling that has a site (or another bloke does) which says that there were
over a million Zil 131 made, and that they're easy to work on.
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
"Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so."
John Stuart Mill (1806 - 1873)
 
During stardate Thu, 27 Oct 2005 08:22:34 +0100, Austin Shackles
<[email protected]> uttered the imortal words:

>On or around Wed, 26 Oct 2005 23:10:04 +0100, Alex
><[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>
>>On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:42:40 +0100, Austin Shackles
>><[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>You know that Zil 131...
>>>
>>>here's one down the road from you...
>>>
>>>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4585122622
>>
>>This one's bigger...
>>
>>http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4585132884
>
>'s true, but by all accounts rare and expensive. The sam bloke as is
>selling that has a site (or another bloke does) which says that there were
>over a million Zil 131 made, and that they're easy to work on.

They said that about VW Beetles but there aint many of them around now
either.

I can't imagine 1 million zils knocking around, I suspect a bit of
poetic license has been used by the seller. Otherwise everyone in Red
square would be driving around in Custom lowered Pimped Zils :0)


"Pimp my Zil" - Yeah bro this ones got a Swimming pool complex fitted
in the back for the Eastern European Massivvveee.

Lee D
--
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

www.lrproject.com
'76 101 Camper
'64 88" IIa V8 Auto
'97 Disco ES Auto LPG'd
'01 Laguna
 
Lee_D muttered summat about:

> During stardate Thu, 27 Oct 2005 08:22:34 +0100, Austin Shackles
> <[email protected]> uttered the imortal words:
>
>> On or around Wed, 26 Oct 2005 23:10:04 +0100, Alex
>> <[email protected]> enlightened us thusly:
>>
>>> On Tue, 25 Oct 2005 20:42:40 +0100, Austin Shackles
>>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>> You know that Zil 131...
>>>>
>>>> here's one down the road from you...
>>>>
>>>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4585122622
>>>
>>> This one's bigger...
>>>
>>> http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4585132884
>>
>> 's true, but by all accounts rare and expensive. The sam bloke as is
>> selling that has a site (or another bloke does) which says that
>> there were over a million Zil 131 made, and that they're easy to
>> work on.
>
> They said that about VW Beetles but there aint many of them around now
> either.
>
> I can't imagine 1 million zils knocking around, I suspect a bit of
> poetic license has been used by the seller. Otherwise everyone in Red
> square would be driving around in Custom lowered Pimped Zils :0)
>
>
> "Pimp my Zil" - Yeah bro this ones got a Swimming pool complex fitted
> in the back for the Eastern European Massivvveee.
>
> Lee D

Now there's an idea.....

.....hey martyn you know what would be good at these hot shows...

--
Graham

101 GS
101 Rad Bod


 
On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 18:58:41 +0100, Lee_D
<[email protected]> wrote:

>"Pimp my Zil" - Yeah bro this ones got a Swimming pool complex fitted
>in the back for the Eastern European Massivvveee.

Yo, don go forgettin the chrome alloys, mi homies need them chromies

(Yes, I've been getting into Pimp my Ride - but not the UK version
with that Westwood tosser, the X to the Z has it. He's thin!) ;-)

Going to go and have a little lay down now...

 
During stardate Thu, 27 Oct 2005 22:45:27 +0100, Mother <"@ {mother}
@"@101fc.net> uttered the imortal words:

>On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 19:58:57 +0100, "Graham G" <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>....hey martyn you know what would be good at these hot shows...
>
>A brothel?

Does this mean I need to bring my large erection again..? took me all
morning to get it down last time and try as I might I can never seem
to squeeze it back in the box, I swear it's getting bigger each time I
use it.

Lee D
--
"I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

www.lrproject.com
'76 101 Camper
'64 88" IIa V8 Auto
'97 Disco ES Auto LPG'd
'01 Laguna
 
On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 22:44:41 +0100, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net>
wrote:

>Going to go and have a little lay down now...

I think you need it!
 
On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 22:50:01 +0100, Lee_D
<[email protected]> wrote:

>>>....hey martyn you know what would be good at these hot shows...
>>
>>A brothel?
>
>Does this mean I need to bring my large erection again..? took me all
>morning to get it down last time and try as I might I can never seem
>to squeeze it back in the box, I swear it's getting bigger each time I
>use it.

I have to admit to being somewhat impressed with your erection,
especially given your ability to get it up so easily with only minor
assistance from Mrs D.



(Never did give you those instructions wot I've been carrying around
for about a year, either...)


--
"We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one
of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being
increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005
 
Mother" <"@ {mother} @ muttered summat about:

> On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 19:58:57 +0100, "Graham G" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>> ....hey martyn you know what would be good at these hot shows...
>
> A brothel?

er, if you like... Maybe a brothel and a pool, would certainly draw crowds,
not sure the rivet counters would approve of converting an ambi into a
brothel ;o)

--
Graham

101 GS
101 Rad Bod


 
Mother" <"@ {mother} @ muttered summat about:

> On Thu, 27 Oct 2005 18:58:41 +0100, Lee_D
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> "Pimp my Zil" - Yeah bro this ones got a Swimming pool complex fitted
>> in the back for the Eastern European Massivvveee.
>
> Yo, don go forgettin the chrome alloys, mi homies need them chromies
>
> (Yes, I've been getting into Pimp my Ride - but not the UK version
> with that Westwood tosser, the X to the Z has it. He's thin!) ;-)

Westwood is hilarious, I rarely laugh as much as when that twit is on!!

> Going to go and have a little lay down now...

Brothels, pimped out zils, swimming pools, I should think you are!! ;o)

--
Graham

101 GS
101 Rad Bod


 
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 21:32:49 +0100, "Graham G" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>> A brothel?
>
>er, if you like... Maybe a brothel and a pool, would certainly draw crowds,
>not sure the rivet counters would approve of converting an ambi into a
>brothel ;o)

Nah, that's the Zil, the 101 ambi has to stay as the Gin palace...


--
"We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one
of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being
increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005
 
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 21:34:37 +0100, "Graham G" <[email protected]>
wrote:

>> (Yes, I've been getting into Pimp my Ride - but not the UK version
>> with that Westwood tosser, the X to the Z has it. He's thin!) ;-)
>
>Westwood is hilarious, I rarely laugh as much as when that twit is on!!

He's a nob. I grew up in Bricks Town, they'd have eaten him for a
light snack, then gone after Eminem for a desert...

>> Going to go and have a little lay down now...
>
>Brothels, pimped out zils, swimming pools,

Yeah, betterad, just got very moist with the thought of those
combined...


--
"We have gone from a world of concentrated knowledge and wisdom to one
of distributed ignorance. And we know and understand less while being
increasingly capable." Prof. Peter Cochrane, formerly of BT Labs
In memory of Brian {Hamilton Kelly} who logged off 15th September 2005
 
Mother" <"@ {mother} @ muttered summat about:

> On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 21:34:37 +0100, "Graham G" <[email protected]>
> wrote:
>
>>> (Yes, I've been getting into Pimp my Ride - but not the UK version
>>> with that Westwood tosser, the X to the Z has it. He's thin!) ;-)
>>
>> Westwood is hilarious, I rarely laugh as much as when that twit is
>> on!!
>
> He's a nob. I grew up in Bricks Town, they'd have eaten him for a
> light snack, then gone after Eminem for a desert...

quite agree, a funny nob all the same (laugh at not with), some of his
clothes make me laugh, recon i'm more bling than him!

>>> Going to go and have a little lay down now...
>>
>> Brothels, pimped out zils, swimming pools,
>
> Yeah, betterad, just got very moist with the thought of those
> combined...

LOL

--
Graham

101 GS
101 Rad Bod


 
On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 23:25:56 +0100, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net>
wrote:

>On Fri, 28 Oct 2005 21:34:37 +0100, "Graham G" <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>> (Yes, I've been getting into Pimp my Ride - but not the UK version
>>> with that Westwood tosser, the X to the Z has it. He's thin!) ;-)
>>
>>Westwood is hilarious, I rarely laugh as much as when that twit is on!!
>
>He's a nob. I grew up in Bricks Town, they'd have eaten him for a
>light snack, then gone after Eminem for a desert...
>

Isn't he the one who tried to hide the fact that his Dad's a bishop or
summat?
--

Tim Hobbs

'58 Series 2 88" aka "Stig"
'03 Volvo V70
 
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