My Engine's gone BANG!!!!

Hello, long time and all that stuff......

Yes I'm back and I have a MAJOR problem.....HELP!!! Anyone know where I can get a new/recon or whatever engine for my Freaklander?? L Series (I think) 2ltr Diesel engine. It's a '98 plate.
I'm pretty sure the timing belt snapped last nite. FFS!!!!!!

Hope you're all ok BTW.

Maria

Oh, that's great thar is! Yer never write, yer never call, soon as yer Gaylander fecks up yer come crawling back looking fer free advice!

Tcha! We're not just a convenience you know, here to lay down our cloaks to help you over irksome puddles, jest so you can discard us like so many used johnnies once you had your fill of us. We has got feelings yer know.

So, in a nutshell, no, dun't know where yer can git an injun.

ello Flaps - good to see yer back.

You could try here -
findanengine.co.uk : Find a car engine

Hello you two.
I have just taken the casing off the timing belt and it's a loose as a pair of whore's draws!! Valves have probably shattered which would explain the sound of driving over gravel!!! Oh ****, bum, fart!!!

I logged onto an engine search thingy. 1st Choice something??? I now have 8 quotes for used engines ranging from £1,295 inc VAT + Delivery down to £470 inc VAT + Delivery. The cheapest ones have 2months guarantee and the dearest only have 1 month.

Now to get the money from somewhere!!! "ANYONE WANT A KIDNEY?"

Cat's Eyes said:

Now to get the money from somewhere!!! "ANYONE WANT A KIDNEY?"

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Oh well, it's back on the game for you then! People will pay a premium fer uniforms an' an'cuffs.................er, so I 'eard.

Grippa said:

Oh well, it's back on the game for you then! People will pay a premium fer uniforms an' an'cuffs.................er, so I 'eard.

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know any F1 bosses?

Effalump can probably pass you on some of his casts offs

yup cats. . . . .try new belt furst [un re timed] yer mite b lucky, if not just a new top halve. . . . . . . .muffin un porky is all eggcited yer back

Is Catflap Frootloop or was that Ebony an Ivory an her horses.

Ello Cats longtime no see. Hows the thin blue line oldin owt??

catz is/was frootloop an ebony an ivory was sumone else.

welcome back Catz - if fur all the rong reasons. No-one in essex gorra hippoo doozil they wanna chuck?

theres thisn and thisun on fleabay

hey - Sean - wanna challenge?