Mrs Bucket help Girl/Landy problem

treestump · Nov 19, 2008

The girlie girl with real girlie bits wants to go out grinlanning again with me (I know i cant believe it either) problem is Mrs B she wants to go in daylight on Friday, she will see what I look like, aarrrgh

I make John Seargent look gorgeous. Help what do I do???????????????????:crazy:

Trewey · Nov 19, 2008

:flame2: Let me take er out instead.
I'll show er a good time!:rolly:

mrs bucket · Nov 19, 2008

she must of got a look at ya last time, you have obviously made a bit of an impresion on her.......well done you....... just be you, lasses hate a cocky show off, and ya dont seam like one of them...

take a comdom just in case!!!!!!
good luck..xx

Oddie · Nov 19, 2008

Can yer get a John Sergeant face mask just in case?

ratty · Nov 19, 2008

odenne said:
Can yer get a John Sergeant face mask just in case?

snigger

rustyrhinos · Nov 19, 2008

grinlanning

Is this some new Land Rover dogging that I have not heard of?

mrs bucket · Nov 19, 2008

its good of ya to lend him ya face box ratty!!!.........

Greenie · Nov 19, 2008

treestump said:
The girlie girl with real girlie bits wants to go out grinlanning again with me (I know i cant believe it either) problem is Mrs B she wants to go in daylight on Friday, she will see what I look like, aarrrgh I make John Seargent look gorgeous. Help what do I do???????????????????:crazy:

A bag on ya head!!!:behindsofa:

Oddie · Nov 19, 2008

ratty said:
snigger

Greenie said:
A bag on ya head!!!:behindsofa:

Why don't you just put a bag on yer head?

Sean · Nov 19, 2008

odenne said:
Why don't you just put a bag on her head?

that'd work

TheVengefulElephant · Nov 19, 2008

odenne said:
Why don't you just put a bag on yer head?

Or even better, you could put a bag on your head!

Greenie · Nov 19, 2008

We could all av a bag on er head!!:clap2:

treestump · Nov 19, 2008

Greenie said:
A bag on ya head!!!:behindsofa:

What kind of bag she's really, really fashionable and how do I broke the subject subtle or just go for it

Trewey · Nov 19, 2008

Try the Australian chat-up approach....

"I say Sheila, do you ****?"
"I sure do now, you smooth talking bastard!"

SCOTSMAN · Nov 20, 2008

Treworgey 90 said:
Try the Australian chat-up approach....

"I say Sheila, do you ****?"
"I sure do now, you smooth talking bastard!"

OR

Do you **** on first dates,
Does your dad own a brewery,
Can i feel your tits,
Or you will you show them to me.

OR

You could always buy her flowers and be realy charming.:kiss:

jimbot90 · Nov 20, 2008

treestump said:
What kind of bag she's really, really fashionable and how do I broke the subject subtle or just go for it

if shi dont like ya boat take er down the pub get er rate dieseled up,and if ya lucky yul be on a primise.if that dont work,ask er if she's got an ugly mate n try un **** er instead!

treestump · Nov 20, 2008

SCOTSMAN said:
OR

Do you **** on first dates,
Does your dad own a brewery,
Can i feel your tits,
Or you will you show them to me.

OR

You could always buy her flowers and be realy charming.:kiss:

Bloody hell I never want to double date with you (unless you have the ugly one)

Is it all right just to knick the flowers

treestump · Nov 21, 2008

Well thats it then said i reminded her of a film star, uncle fester off the adams family, suppose they will be another along in ten years or so

Trewey · Nov 21, 2008

ey oop stumpy!
am on fer sunday!
see yer at Route 38.

shadowster · Nov 26, 2008

treestump said:
What kind of bag she's really, really fashionable and how do I broke the subject subtle or just go for it

try a johnnie bag they'r fashionable

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