Mornin Guys

the hooded claw · Jun 22, 2010

Sorry I aint bin round lately I did me back in & couldn't sit up to type ...

I couldn't even get me GIMP suit on!!!.... DISASTER!!!

robp38 · Jun 22, 2010

naw you been out in that citreon really.....

welcome home claw..

j the range · Jun 22, 2010

mornin tart, hopes you is better..

wammers · Jun 22, 2010

Mornin Keith. Why not lay down and type lots of the web cam girls seem to be able to manage it. Mind you they don't have rubber suits on.

the hooded claw · Jun 22, 2010

Cheers Fellas .............. Marie put that "Deep Heat" on me back on Sat night ......CHRIST ON A BIKE!!!! I STILL smell like a ..... Russian Wrestlers Jock Strap!!!!!

Wammers/J I KNOW yer gonna post "How do I KNOW what one smells like" ........MARIE told me!!!! ..... shes "Into" Russian Wrestlers BIG STYLE!!!!!!

wammers · Jun 22, 2010

the hooded claw said:
Cheers Fellas .............. Marie put that "Deep Heat" on me back on Sat night ......CHRIST ON A BIKE!!!! I STILL smell like a ..... Russian Wrestlers Jock Strap!!!!!

Wammers/J I KNOW yer gonna post "How do I KNOW what one smells like" ........MARIE told me!!!! ..... shes "Into" Russian Wrestlers BIG STYLE!!!!!!

Weel hav to comm over and see her zen comrad.

j the range · Jun 22, 2010

do you want me to pick you up to on my way over, we could show her what he saids about her..

wammers · Jun 22, 2010

j the range said:
do you want me to pick you up to on my way over, we could show her what he saids about her..

Can do, he can't be doing her any good with that bad back.

Datatek · Jun 22, 2010

Dodgy knees and a dodgy back, sounds like you were made in the same place as P38's:behindsofa:

j the range · Jun 22, 2010

Datatek said:
Dodgy knees and a dodgy back, sounds like you were made in the same place as P38's:behindsofa:

hahaha i think he made out of the left overs..

wammers · Jun 22, 2010

Datatek said:
Dodgy knees and a dodgy back, sounds like you were made in the same place as P38's:behindsofa:

Kneeling on rough concrete in your gimp suit to be whipped, plays havok with the knees over time i am told.

j the range · Jun 22, 2010

see how we feel sorry, for you[NOT] hahaaha. bet you feel better now..

the hooded claw · Jun 22, 2010

wammers said:
Weel hav to comm over and see her zen comrad.

Dos vidanya Comrad, I could do with all the help I can get ... keeping up with a Red Haired Nympo is not good .....I think it is this that has caused my back problem ................Especially in the back of a Citroen (nowhere near as much room as the rangie) ....+ NO Darkened rear Windows last sat we had several "Interested Parties" Watchin.....(Which I don't really mind except for the fact they held up "SCORE CARDS" at the end of the "Session")

I did score a MAXIMUM of 10 .....Right across the board though!!!

wammers · Jun 22, 2010

j the range said:
see how we feel sorry, for you[NOT] hahaaha. bet you feel better now..

Ahh it's a shame picking on him like this, he is such an inoffensive little chap as well.

wammers · Jun 22, 2010

the hooded claw said:
Dos vidanya Comrad, I could do with all the help I can get ... keeping up with a Red Haired Nympo is not good .....I think it is this that has caused my back problem ................Especially in the back of a Citroen (nowhere near as much room as the rangie) ....+ NO Darkened rear Windows last sat we had several "Interested Parties" Watchin.....(Which I don't really mind except for the fact they held up "SCORE CARDS" at the end of the "Session")

I did score a MAXIMUM of 10 .....Right across the board though!!!

10 out of a possible 1000 is not good going Keith. Take it you were at Doggers prom in Cleveleys.

j the range · Jun 22, 2010

wammers said:
Ahh it's a shame picking on him like this, he is such an inoffensive little chap as well.

it must be pick on fat boy day, about time he got some back, jesus claw we missed you. now where the foooook are my air bags???????:doh:

wammers · Jun 22, 2010

I'm sure Keith won't mind me telling everyone how this gimp suit thing started just so everybody understands. Well, one night after several shandys, Keith and his missus decide to do a swop with Keiths mate and his missus. Everything was going great until Keith in the throws of passion heard his mate say "I wonder how the girls are getting on"?

j the range · Jun 22, 2010

you not got a lot to say claw, so i take it all true.[i is ****ssing myself here] bet you sorry you said mornin..

wammers · Jun 22, 2010

j the range said:
you not got a lot to say claw, so i take it all true.[i is ****ssing myself here] bet you sorry you said mornin..

Jesus J he has gone off the forum. Maybe he is on his way to sort us out for taking the ****. Go and hide quick.

the hooded claw · Jun 22, 2010

wammers said:
I'm sure Keith won't mind me telling everyone how this gimp suit thing started just so everybody understands. Well, one night after several shandys, Keith and his missus decide to do a swop with Keiths mate and his missus. Everything was going great until Keith in the throws of passion heard his mate say "I wonder how the girls are getting on"?

Oi!!!! Whats all this then ........Kettle callin pan black Arse!!! .... I was passin Avenham Park yesterday, got stopped by a few guys who were asking if I knew "Wam Bam Wammers The Preston Stud Muffin"...When I said YES they showed me the "RESERVED" spot in the DOGGIN Section for a red Range Rover (Over by the trees near the footy pitch)......

They said Monday Weds & Friday you put on a show for them.....OH!!! Albert says can you NOT bring the 14 incher as his Ass is still sore from last week!!!!.......

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