Mings Army

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DON'T PANIC!! Wots happnin? I'm ere with me pitch fork and me torq rench. Reporting for duewtee Sir. :D
fall in Darmain . . . . . and remember ,talk is cheap. . . . . . .or is it cheap is talk. . . . . . . .um, fall in un no cheaping
 
yer hired. . . . . . . . . .but keep yer lance hidden


Reet lads I'm in, got some perming solution going cheap if you need to restock.....

What do you mean it smells like petrol??? Just try it, rub it on, There you go its making your hair all shiny and curly.

Now you need to use your curling tongs or just borrow this match if you want.
 
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ANNOUNCMINT!!!!!. . . . .We will meet up ever tuesday fer twaining un in depth defending orft the Gaylander bit ,all recruits must swear an aliegence to thur Gaylanders un be willing to defend wiff thur lives. . . . .we will also have disscusions like ,how ta stop yer doors falling orft , best cream fer yer leffer bits un best baby oil fer yer rear bit. . . . . . . . . .any recruit that diss obays our strict laws will face torcher by Mrs Ming. . . . . . . .FALL OUT!!!! Oh un see you next tuesday
Count me in..er.. hangon ..um toosday mite be a problem...CSI is on telly then ..innit....um......i'll let you know.....
ps..... praps you could send me sum info anyways :rolleyes:.....
 
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