maria and sharon's animal fred

slob · Dec 18, 2006

fer wumun talking bout animals

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 18, 2006

ormus · Dec 18, 2006

we had an au pair called maria once, she had a nice furry pussy.
does that count?

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 18, 2006

i dont think its that kind of thread, EN.

ormus · Dec 18, 2006

oh!

i used know a sharon, but she aint got any pets. she used to have a slug in her garden, but that doesnt really count.

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 18, 2006

maybe yu wuz her pet, EN?

Cat's Eyes · Dec 19, 2006

Hmmmm I don't think Sharon has an animal called "fred", I know I haven't.

Sheddy · Dec 19, 2006

I knew a lass from maylandsea called Maria.

Cat's Eyes · Dec 19, 2006

And the relevance of that is what pray tell?

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 19, 2006

he dont like brakes?

Cat's Eyes · Dec 19, 2006

Ay????

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 19, 2006

hello folks - we got harf a sailor here.

yella · Dec 19, 2006

a mate of mine married a lass called maria, she was short and dumpy with black hair, looked a bit like a russian shot putter

Cat's Eyes · Dec 19, 2006

What?

Cat's Eyes · Dec 19, 2006

yella disco said:
a mate of mine married a lass called maria, she was short and dumpy with black hair, looked a bit like a russian shot putter

Well I aint short and I aint dumpy!

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 19, 2006

yes - it is a bit - but not where Mondeo is apparently.

Cat's Eyes · Dec 19, 2006

I give up!

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 19, 2006

but yu still look like a russian shot putter? - yu didnt deny that bit?

Cat's Eyes · Dec 19, 2006

You know what I look like! AUGH!!

The Mad Hat Man · Dec 19, 2006

if yu say so - yu look AUGH! then - i thort the pic yo posted didnt look too bad - but then i posted one of shaun bean!