Lazy Locking

My 2003 Vogue does not shut the doors and sunroof when I hold the lock button down, does this have to be enabled by a main agent or is it possible via a laptop and the correct cable ?

Mine closes the windows and the sunroof but not the doors, dont think any will close the doors

I have a Chauffeur that duz that for me, and makes me bacon buttys too

Hope he dont work for Land Rover or he will no doupt break down

get the wife to do it! job done!

My mistake, too many beers, I meant the windows, doh!!

smithyzen said:

My mistake, too many beers, I meant the windows, doh!!

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ok then in that case get the wife to do it via the fridge!:doh:

You ask a reasonable question and you get toss pot answers, your so funny mate you should be on the ****in stage !!!!!!!

He is on the stage I went to see him last week. the guy is fooking amazing.

































I've never seen anyone sweep the floor as good as he does it. :lol:

you opened the windaz-you shut em!Lazy ****er!

I just love his catchphrase...... "Bollocks", can i have your autograph? (this is how you trick him in to saying his catchphrase!!!)

smithyzen said:

You ask a reasonable question and you get toss pot answers, your so funny mate you should be on the ****in stage !!!!!!!

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7 posts and he already needs a new sense of humour! ****! go to the dealer a pay full wack you miserable little ****!

Go **** yourself goonarmy, ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As i suspected, this site is full of smart arse ****ers **** the lot of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sad bastards!

smithyzen said:

As i suspected, this site is full of smart arse ****ers **** the lot of you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sad bastards!

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FFS didn't you have a look around before you joined?? Surely no one can be that thick that they'd just join a forum without having a read through previous posts. Or god forbid doing a search to see if their problem had been mentioned before!!

I mean you'd have to be one sad thick moronic bastid to do summat like that..

smithyzen said:

Go **** yourself goonarmy, ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Smithy also forgot to read the rules about pm's as well.Cocky little ****e has got a big mouth.Hope you have to shut all yer windows one by one then the sunroof.Oh the hardship!!!!:doh:

why cant we all just... second thoughts, he deserved that!

all he had to do was search the site, ask nicely and respond in a witty way to any witty posts he may recieve!

thats what happens when you buy a car you can ill afford to have repaired or be prepared to research and fix yourself!

i assume he has gone to go figure out how to fix his windows and lick his wounds!

I am so sorry Redhand, I didn't realise I had joined a mutual cock-sucking society thought it was for help and advice. I am out of here, haven't the time for this crap,
got a life see! shame you haven't. As I have said to goonarmy, I asked a simple question and got a load of smartarse answers back. If you don't want **** back don't throw it!!!
Reply if you want, you probably will, but I wont be reading it, some people need to have to have the last word to keep up the pretence that what they say is really important, I really couldn't give a toss, so carry on mate, call me whatever you want, the floors yours.

cheers luv, Bye for now!

what is it with stroppy newbies lately.... i int sucked or ever will suck anyone cock ?

bet yer great fun in the pub when everyones takin the ****