Lateral thinking required.

woogoo · Jun 2, 2010

OK, Here's one for you.

Claw is out in his Range Rover and breaks down, so he calls Wammers on the mobile to help rescue him. Wammers appears at the break down site and realises the problem can't be fixed at the road side so Claw tows wammers home!

What's wrong with the Claw's RR?

Irishrover · Jun 2, 2010

Brakes packed up ??????.......Just before Wammers ran out of petrol,:behindsofa:

drscoundrel · Jun 2, 2010

woogoo said:
OK, Here's one for you.

Claw is out in his Range Rover and breaks down, so he calls Wammers on the mobile to help rescue him. Wammers appears at the break down site and realises the problem can't be fixed at the road side so Claw tows wammers home!

What's wrong with the Claw's RR?

Nothing if he towed Wammers home... "so Claw tows wammers home!":doh:

woogoo · Jun 2, 2010

Bugger. A gold star to Irishrover. Mind you I had hoped it wouldn't have been so 'easy'.

Irishrover · Jun 2, 2010

As the profile says "I am a Brummie dimwit and know nothing"

:crazy::smokin::smokin::beer2::beer2:

j the range · Jun 2, 2010

woogoo did you get your car passed the mot.? allso i got you a program from chipping, if it any good to you..j

the hooded claw · Jun 2, 2010

Heres a better one ....

I have 2 coins in my hand the total is 11p ... One of the coins IS NOT a 10p piece

How did I get 11p ??????????????????????//

MudHunter · Jun 2, 2010

the hooded claw said:
One of the coins IS NOT a 10p piece

the other one is though...

wammers · Jun 2, 2010

the hooded claw said:
Heres a better one ....

I have 2 coins in my hand the total is 11p ... One of the coins IS NOT a 10p piece

How did I get 11p ??????????????????????//

It's the change you got from the nine bob note you used to pay for that new zip for your pink gimp suit.

mad hatter · Jun 2, 2010

the hooded claw said:
Heres a better one ....

I have 2 coins in my hand the total is 11p ... One of the coins IS NOT a 10p piece no that coin is a penny

But the OTHER coin is a 10p piece

How did I get 11p ??????????????????????//

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Irishrover · Jun 2, 2010

Ah well...get ready for another 20 page post!!!!!!
:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi

wammers · Jun 2, 2010

Irishrover said:
Ah well...get ready for another 20 page post!!!!!!
:hysterically_laughi:hysterically_laughi

Thing is could i risk letting him do that knowing my Rangie only has standard brakes. Think i'd better fit new slotted and drilled discs and £100.00 pads to be on the safe side just in case. What do you think.

Answers on a postcard to. What do you think is the most stupid addition to a Range Rover you know of competition. Wammers C/O Land Rover zone. For forwarding. Please staple a £50.00 note firmly to front of card to cover cost of beer and fags.

j the range · Jun 2, 2010

heres one for you clever people. what do you get befor its taken?????????

the hooded claw · Jun 2, 2010

j the range said:
heres one for you clever people. what do you get befor its taken?????????

A PINK LATEX GIMP SUIT ... for J to wear at the Pier head!!!

Irishrover · Jun 2, 2010

Doin well...on page 2............only another 18 or so to go.

:behindsofa:

woogoo · Jun 2, 2010

j the range said:
heres one for you clever people. what do you get befor its taken?????????

A temperature.

BBS Guy · Jun 2, 2010

Not that long ago, i happened to have two near identical white P38's. One was my daily ride to work and back and the other the wifes.
After work we would often both travel to one of a number of local restuarants on our way home and pull up side by side before going in, ordering and so on.

Noted for having two almost identical cars and arriving as a pair, we were so often quizzed as to why we had two Range Rovers that we got to adopt a standardised reply, which was.

Well when the one won't start or otherwise gives us trouble, we can use the other to tow it home !!!

All in all not an entirely implausible answer to any true blue P38 owner.

Just 17 to go now Irishrover

wammers · Jun 2, 2010

Don't anyone start another page. Or Irish will be cross.

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