Landyzone rescue service north Somerset area

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Have ya seen what he's done..



I'll stand and watch you pump like fook.



Come to Pikey



It's mine, NO it's mine. Oi behind ya. Theres a slitty creeping up on you



That's the way to do it. NOw CAN I go home pleeeeese..

chunkymunky said:

Erm dogging spot and all you lot went to watch !?!?!?!!?

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Why go dogging when I could pimp my missus out and get some money back?

redhand said:

Me pics..

Have ya seen what he's done..

I'll stand and watch you pump like fook.

Come to Pikey

It's mine, NO it's mine. Oi behind ya. Theres a slitty creeping up on you

That's the way to do it. NOw CAN I go home pleeeeese..

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I still can't belive that ya lied to me and told me that if I move that big lever back and fourth for 15 mins the chip fairy will come with a big bag of my favourite chippies.

It didn't help that we were on a countdown with Ratty getting a fone call every 5 minutes

"You have to be at work in 30 minutes"
"You have to be at work in 25 minutes"
"You have to be at work in 20 Minute"


FFS change the record woman!!!!!

Told you I should have had a dog, looks dodgy walking on your own to **** arse nowhere with a ratchet strap

redhand said:

It didn't help that we were on a countdown with Ratty getting a fone call every 5 minutes

"You have to be at work in 30 minutes"
"You have to be at work in 25 minutes"
"You have to be at work in 20 Minute"


FFS change the record woman!!!!!

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The tirfor with 2 peeps on it was still quicker than a highlift with one though.

ratty said:

I still can't belive that ya lied to me and told me that if I move that big lever back and fourth for 15 mins the chip fairy will come with a big bag of my favourite chippies.

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NOOO I said get that lever moving or ya chips are oop. :doh:



Fick redneck fookwit..

fanatic said:

Told you I should have had a dog, looks dodgy walking on your own to **** arse nowhere with a ratchet strap

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Now ya know how boomer feels.

ratty said:

The tirfor with 2 peeps on it was still quicker than a highlift with one though.

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Next time someone says a tirfor is ****e, they are great for steady winching in areas that are unsuitable for vehicles like paejero's

least we forget
Mitsubishi Pajero - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

fanatic said:

Next time someone says a tirfor is ****e, they are great for steady winching in areas that are unsuitable for vehicles like paejero's

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Yep. And those that say you can't winch with a high lift are wrong anorl. It doesn't matter how many times you've done it you still forget how much it hurts when you smack yer knuckles on the bloody bar though. My hand looks like I've had a right good punch up.

Fair play and congrats to IR for another successful rescue - now... should we abe advertising on Slitty forums as a business ventire?

(Only jokin we have chatted about thisbefore)

fanatic said:

Next time someone says a tirfor is ****e, they are great for steady winching in areas that are unsuitable for vehicles like paejero's

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Tirfors are great.....pulled a runaway Beemer out of a lake with a couple a few years back..........hard work though

Fanny.. with respct.. I have NEVER heard anyone refer to a a tirfor as ****e

Hard work....

slow

heavy

but never ****e!

Tirfors are brilliant, a little slow yes, but can get you out of the proverbial

As for Pajeros

They are great.

In anything shallow. Snow, ice, grass extc.....

But I lost count of the number of times I got stuck while wandering along a lane behicnd disocveries...

also they is narrower. Mypoor little baby girl banged her head more times in a shogun than th would in a disco (and we tried both) while transversin simple lanes like those north of Bedford.

Shogun/pajero are not great off road vehicles.. they are great dodgy surface vehicles...

My spelling is not iondcoterive of my imtelligence... more ofmy spbirety!

Ryder said:

Fanny.. with respct.. I have NEVER heard anyone refer to a a tirfor as ****e

Hard work....

slow

heavy

but never ****e!

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It has been posted before by electric winch zealots- right tool for right job

ryder said:

fanny.. With respct.. I have never heard anyone refer to a a tirfor as ****e

hard work.... not with a longgggg handle

slow yep but steady

heavy speshully if ya have to carry the fooker any distance

but never ****e! i love em they go where no other winch will go :d

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