Landyzone Offroading Weekend

Oi !!!!!! Im going for a holiday Yella !!!!!!!

So nobody start asking for free advice about next doors coniffers !!!!!!

When i go away i tell people im a brain surgeon !!!!!!!!

well if i ask you if you are alright, i don't want to see you starting the billing clock before yer answer, thats all i'm saying on the subject my learned friend

HOW DARE YOU !!!!!!

Do you really think that im the type of lawyer who has a billing clock ??????

I do not own such an item !!!!!

I make it up when the clients have left ~ That way you can charge for there tea and coffee aswell !!!!!!!

slob said:

no!, bring beer/dope/vodka/wimin

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Well I will be the oil barron, I can strap some of the above to the roof...

Surly we will be cheaper in france for my drinks. I will bring some real beer though!

retsgom said:

When i go away i tell people im a brain surgeon !!!!!!!!

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My memorys not to good sometimes, think you could have a look?

you can borrow my microscope if ye like

You want me to bring wimin!

Of course i will have a look Discomania.

My fee as a brain surgeon starts at £2000 per hour !!!!!

Where as my fee as a solicitor starts at £125 per hour !!!!!

Im also a keen Bush Doctor ( im no expert but i do like to keep my hand in !!!!).

Is it July yet?

Are we there yet?
No.
Is it far?

I don't know.
I'm bored.
Well let's play a game then.

No, that's boring.
Look out of the window then.
I feel sick now.

Well open a window then.
It's too hot outside.

Well have a drink then.

Don't like lemonade.
Well have some water instead.

Boring - yawn. Water's for squares.
I you don't behave you'll be walking there at this rate.
Yeah and I'll call the NSPCC and have you locked up for child cruelty.

Don't be silly.
I want a wee!

But you only just had one.
I know, but I need another one now.
Well, just tie a knot in it, we're not stopping again.

I can see the sea!

nice one jonathon

:d

as we're having to wait for the frenchies to come up with a price for gites/.b&b for next year, i thought now might be a good idea to see if there are any takers for the b&b option.
so if those of you that have said you are coming or even possibly coming can you let me know asap if you require accomdation? if there are no takers for b&b then we will have the final cost that much quicker.
thanks popeye

i have been asked about caravan's, now as you know we are trying to put together an all in price to save any ****ing around we haven't got a problem with caravans but obviously if you want to bring your caravan please let us know so that we can sort out the prices, thanks

Anymore info on the "womens facials" you mentioned earlier????


Deffo put me down for that.......................................

Now i know what yella pm'd me about,(he didnt answer my pm) i might be interested, with caravan.

fredlander said:

Now i know what yella pm'd me about,(he didnt answer my pm) i might be interested, with caravan.

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well we might let you come then

Pikeys with caravans - quick, run

I shall remember you said that as i step from my shower into my nice warm lounge area, stepping past the cooked food in the oven on the way.

Seriously though, June is way too early for me to make it.
I was hoping around last week in july first week in august timescale, but alas not to be, so i think i can be counted out.


Plus i think i mis-read the bit about women and facials...............

I am not to fussed about where to stay, but a price for the B&B would be good.