Justice for all !!!.....................

storm99 said:

My Chancellor is out of control.

We have no minor royals..or royals that work in shipyards either...

Bring me the head of X-Factor!

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wammers said:

Sorry you highness i withdraw my remarks. But it is always good to stage a royal wedding now and again to distract the people from the governments unpopular laws and edicts. Never mind maybe a photo of witch finder Claw in his Gimp suit will have the same effect.

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sandyt said:

Possibly but I think it may scare the natives we need to do something we cant have our royalty popping rivets or popping anything will get us bad press if we had any

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wammers said:

Yes i agree royalty breeds bad press. The fact that if we had two royal brothers that both looked just like their dad would be embarrasing. Specially if they look like different dads. That would be hard to take.

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storm99 said:

Apparently Prince Harry is very upset at not being invited to the Royal wedding.



It's family only.

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Bromsgrove Defender said:

WOoowah there wammers what are you suggesting ? Think they still hang draw n quarter folks for treason

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wammers said:

Well it is pretty obvious. Don't you think?

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wammers said:

True nothing to do with colour or race but attitude. No objection to people coming here as such. As long as they don't want to create a seperate country, with their own laws, within our country, which does seem the case with some. If you don't like it, leave it, is my motto.

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fett said:

As Immigration minister I must state that each and very person to apply for entry will be questioned SAS style and if they fail to convince me thay have no intention of burning poppys or building a mosque on a school or church they will deported to Mars without a space suit.

Further hot wenches are on there way with beer , your order of red and blonde is duely noted Mr Claw

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wammers said:

Take it you have your water board and a tap handy then. I have a nice pair of nailpulling pliers if you need to borrow them.

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fett said:

As Immigration minister I must state that each and very person to apply for entry will be questioned SAS style and if they fail to convince me thay have no intention of burning poppys or building a mosque on a school or church they will deported to Mars without a space suit.

Further hot wenches are on there way with beer , your order of red and blonde is duely noted Mr Claw

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