Im due In court Fri can anyone help !!!

I don't think this fred should be closed, just because it is making you uncomfortable isn't good enough reason.
Give me a better reason and I will back you, until then, defend yoursel' sucka.

Wanagetmuddy said:

Yella

I live the other side of the bridge and as I have stated before I have been away all week and have been trying to get home since I got home on friday.



Put Yourself in my shoes how hard would you try to get home and would you just stay out all weekend and knowing you got to go again early monday morning !!!!

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if yer got home on friday how comes yer wur trying to get home since yer got home?

slob said:

if yer got home on friday how comes yer wur trying to get home since yer got home?

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I got to Worcester on friday and thats when all the roads in worcester started to get shut off unfortunately I live the other side of worcs

oh! reet its all clear now, i understand.

fanx fook fer that now quick while it's still fresh in yer mind egsplain it ta me cos Ahm completly fooking cofuused.

It's kin obvious int it, yer see, when he's at home he werks in worcs from home an to do that he needs to be at home in worcestersershire an cos it was wet at werk he cun't go to worcs to werk unless it involved a load of bollards so wot happenned was ..........erm wot ws it that happened agen Slob.

GRUNT said:

It's kin obvious int it, yer see, when he's at home he werks in worcs from home an to do that he needs to be at home in worcestersershire an cos it was wet at werk he cun't go to worcs to werk unless it involved a load of bollards so wot happenned was ..........erm wot ws it that happened agen Slob.

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Aye thas was the point wur I cu*t figur eet out eiffer.

Oh aye I know, he offered sex to a copper who wasn't impressed an came too early so decided to drive the wrong way back to worcs cos it was time fer werk an a nellycopter did some green laneing.......er hang on fink I've got my stories mixed up....

Dint stop yer mekking more sense then the polish carwasher whats his name wannagetawashski

ah think he moved house over the weekend so the house that was home to him of friday when he was home wasn't the same house that was home to him on sunday when he wasn't home so as he was home on friday and was trying to get to his home from being home he obvisously had moved home on the friday whicjh allowed him to try to get home from when he was home but he couldn't cos the water around his new home was deeper than the water around his old home and the copper didn't know if he was comeing or going home..
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. ah think