Ideas needed - K9 problem

Expat-Magyar · Apr 28, 2010

Hi all,

I have seen some fantastic ideas and schemes on this forum, can anyone assist:

Every morning I come down to find a dog has been ****ing against the wheels of my landy, really starting to irritate me now, am not in a position to setup a webcam and short of getting up at stoopid o'clock - and ****ing on the dog or/and owner in question, I would rather have something to make him **** elsewhere.

Ideas anyone?

pete@her · Apr 28, 2010

bet its a cat spraying.and not dog
if it stinks its a tom
if it don't it ain't got no balls.but it still sprays.
can't say how to stop it got 3 cats myself and the wife reads this.

Expat-Magyar · Apr 28, 2010

Optimus Prime · Apr 28, 2010

or a fox ? I found a solution of water/jays fluid used to wash the affected area down cured the problem, smelt a bit like a multi storey car park stair case for a while, but better than fox ****.

Grimmer · Apr 29, 2010

Don't know if I read this somewhere, or dreamt it, but animals will usually have a good sniff around before they P**s/spray or whatever, so if you put a good dose of pepper on the wheels the offending animal will get a nose full of pepper and probably not see the funny side, but it won't do it any harm. It will then go and P**s/spray elsewhere. Sounds that daft it might even work,

Expat-Magyar · Apr 29, 2010

Thanks, I was talking in the pub last night and on advise pepper sprayed them on the way home, seems to work so far, this morning the neighbours car got baptised instead.

Grimmer · Apr 29, 2010

Happy days, perhaps I didn't dream it

freebiker · Apr 29, 2010

My mam puts tea bags doused in Olbas Oil in the garden borders to stop cats ****ting on her plants. Works.

Dewin · Apr 29, 2010

Expat-Magyar said:
Thanks, I was talking in the pub last night and on advise pepper sprayed them on the way home, seems to work so far, this morning the neighbours car got baptised instead.

Chilli powder will also do the trick, unless the animal is like my border collie who love's chilli:doh:

nunny.bdsc · Apr 29, 2010

pete@her said:
bet its a cat spraying.and not dog
if it stinks its a tom
if it don't it ain't got no balls.but it still sprays.
can't say how to stop it got 3 cats myself and the wife reads this.

lime juice,cats wont cross it,seriousely...****,or was it lemon,:doh:

stratie · Apr 29, 2010

Expat-Magyar said:
Hi all,

I have seen some fantastic ideas and schemes on this forum, can anyone assist:

Every morning I come down to find a dog has been ****ing against the wheels of my landy, really starting to irritate me now, am not in a position to setup a webcam and short of getting up at stoopid o'clock - and ****ing on the dog or/and owner in question, I would rather have something to make him **** elsewhere.

Ideas anyone?

I had the same problem on my garage door, and it was next doors frickin cat

I was told to use that jif stuff......it worked a treat

vivnap · Apr 29, 2010

while at my cousins villa in spain i noticed almost every gate had an open two liter bottle of water stood at the side of it. when i asked my cousin why he told me it stops dogs ****ing up the gate posts !

apparently a dog wont pee near water !
try it and let us know if it works for british dogs

Dewin · Apr 29, 2010

vivnap said:
apparently a dog wont pee near water !
try it and let us know if it works for british dogs

Doubt it, our mutt's are used to drinking half swigged cans o' stella

Kano · Apr 30, 2010

Get lion or leopard dung and sprinkle around car. No joking. Anything with four legs and a tail will react like if probed rectally with a 10,000V stick, and head at warp speed for the North Pole or thereabout.

As for out-of-the-box solutions, there was that guy in Zimbabwe - a real reprobate - he had an offending dog, and a son as twisted as he was. Well, they decided to get rid of the dog while the lady of the house was not around, and between a beer and a tumbler of cheap whisky the son remembered that they had a few sticks of dynamite left over from the war.

To make a long story short,, they stuffed a piece up the rear end of Fido and lit the fuse. To which Fido reacted with a mighty scream, and headed at full speed towards the house. He made it to the dining room...

Upon her return home, Madame was not amused.

Grimmer · Apr 30, 2010

Kano said:
Get lion or leopard dung and sprinkle around car. No joking. .

That's a bit thin on the ground around these parts though

Kano · Apr 30, 2010

Grimmer said:
That's a bit thin on the ground around these parts though

Not so... Probably easier to get lion crap in England, from a zoo or a circus, than in Africa, where you'd have to go and fetch it in the wild under the amused gaze of the pussycats...

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