I would just like to say

Am oft ter bnq ter get some of them there disposable overalls so I can go int loft ter look fer leaks and damage

Hippo said:

His TV aerial has fell'd oft the chimney and he missed the end of strictly come dancing

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LOLOL

Hippo said:

His TV aerial has fell'd oft the chimney and he missed the end of strictly come dancing

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Obliviously thems nivver larnt nowt at skule ... norrevin proper Inglish likes wot Ize duz uses!

Oldseadog said:

Obliviously thems nivver larnt nowt at skule ... norrevin proper Inglish likw wot I uses!

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Used Google Translate and now it all makes sense!

Oldseadog said:

Obliviously thems nivver larnt nowt at skule ... norrevin proper Inglish likw wot I uses!

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Tis not many who understand the strange tribal ways of northern fekers. I has had to talk to them on ere fer years so eye knows how thems talk tup norf.

Just saw this elsewhere and thought I would share it! Thanks to Andy Birnie for the original.

Bnq have run out of overalls so I had ter go ter Screwfix int stead. Got meself one of thems pencils anorl.

I hear someones windscreen wiper keeps fallin oft when it gets wet. Tis a harsh world out there tratterers. Be careful.

Apprentice final tonight

Hippo said:

I hear someones windscreen wiper keeps fallin oft when it gets wet. Tis a harsh world out there tratterers. Be careful.

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Me rear winda wiper has packed in on the Nissan Note ... kin short wires ...

A cyclist winning the sports personality award .

Never heard of the bloke before, so he can't have that much of a personality.

better than a footy star wining

The birthday Jamesons is going down well ...

I appologise in advance for anyhting I say that may offend anyone ... if it does ... tough shite you'll get over it ...

Hippo said:

Apprentice final tonight

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Did yer fall asleep and miss the second arf?

Hippo said:

Did yer fall asleep and miss the second arf?

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Yup

Dippypud said:

Me rear winda wiper has packed in on the Nissan Note ... kin short wires ...

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Yer be the second one then. The tratterer I was thinking about has gone very quiet ont subject. Bits falling oft when wet...

Hicap phill said:

A cyclist winning the sports personality award .

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Did he turn up wearing lycra and moaning about motor vehicle drivers he cut up and undertook not giving him enough rope, shorry space, while playing back his latest video to put ont you tube of said bicycling near miss?

Shimsteriom said:

Never heard of the bloke before, so he can't have that much of a personality.

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If he's a bicyclist he's probably got a pedal lose

Mornin' all