Hippo
Lord Hippo
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FREELANDERS RULE.
My Freelander is the bestist and has:
Leffer heated comfortable seats.
Comfortable suspension.
Enough power to accelerate 0 to 60mph in 10 seconds.
Brakes that actually work. 67 to 0mph in 4 seconds.
Space for 4 passengers to travel in comfort.
Air conditioning (proper air con - not a hole in the bulkhead)
A heater that works.
Smooth auto gearbox with optional sport mode and manual shift.
Headlights that actually light up the road ahead.
No rust.
A radio you can hear.
4 wheel drive.
Electronic traction control.
ABS.
Hill Descent Control.
Electronic Brake force Distribution.
Boot space big enough to put in everything I need.
A diagnostic socket I can use to fault find it.
Electric windows and mirrors.
Roof bars so I can fit ma roof rack bars.
Go anywhere ability oft road.
Enough power to tow a caravan if I want to be a snail.
Can actually steer round corners and follow the road ahead.
Doesn't have any water leaks.
Looks smart and is presentable.
Doors that dun't fall oft.
Comfortable on long journeys.
It's got character anorl.
Up yours tratterers.
My Freelander is the bestist and has:
Leffer heated comfortable seats.
Comfortable suspension.
Enough power to accelerate 0 to 60mph in 10 seconds.
Brakes that actually work. 67 to 0mph in 4 seconds.
Space for 4 passengers to travel in comfort.
Air conditioning (proper air con - not a hole in the bulkhead)
A heater that works.
Smooth auto gearbox with optional sport mode and manual shift.
Headlights that actually light up the road ahead.
No rust.
A radio you can hear.
4 wheel drive.
Electronic traction control.
ABS.
Hill Descent Control.
Electronic Brake force Distribution.
Boot space big enough to put in everything I need.
A diagnostic socket I can use to fault find it.
Electric windows and mirrors.
Roof bars so I can fit ma roof rack bars.
Go anywhere ability oft road.
Enough power to tow a caravan if I want to be a snail.
Can actually steer round corners and follow the road ahead.
Doesn't have any water leaks.
Looks smart and is presentable.
Doors that dun't fall oft.
Comfortable on long journeys.
It's got character anorl.
Up yours tratterers.
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