I would just like to say

Oldseadog said:

Norra nappi bunni as me tratter's injecterizin pumper as stopped wurkin, an I drewed orl gentilly to an alt inter a carparkery bit!!

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Don't worry because you know a lot about tratters, so you'll have it fixed in no time at all

Mackers said:

Don't worry because you know a lot about tratters, so you'll have it fixed in no time at all

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Never done one in situ, but with the help of @jamesmartin, everything should be OK soon. Cheers

Evenin all. Tis moosick night for uz buys simly. Be lookin out the disco gear and winklepickers. Uz duddun do things by halves doan yer.

Oldseadog said:

Norra nappi bunni as me tratter's injecterizin pumper as stopped wurkin, an I drewed orl gentilly to an alt inter a carparkery bit!!

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Sounds like the elastic band has snapped or yer fergetted to wind it up again

Am going food shopping tomorrow er today early to avoid the panic buying

Mornin' all ....

Hippo said:

Am going food shopping tomorrow er today early to avoid the panic buying

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Yes, remember to buy loads of food as the shops will be shut for 12 whole hours ...

Mornin
burnt toast
1 dog annoys me while the other hides & barks.
Well it's going in the bin not falling for that trick again

Hippo said:

Am going food shopping tomorrow er today early to avoid the panic buying

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You could've left the rest of us at least a morsel!!

Mackers said:

You could've left the rest of us at least a morsel!!

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I got 22 litres of petrol mixed with 22 litres of diesel yer can av.

Dippypud said:

Yes, remember to buy loads of food as the shops will be shut for 12 whole hours ...

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I only did a normal shop before the rush. It were empty. Ah bet next week will be different.

Yer can always tell it's Christmas at Sainsbury's cuz they abandon pallets everywhere int hope yer get trapped int side and keep spending.

Hippo said:

Sounds like the elastic band has snapped or yer fergetted to wind it up again

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Is a lakky band same as a horing, or duz it plays a diffrent tune?

Nuts anyone?



J

Oldseadog said:

Is a lakky band same as a horing, or duz it plays a diffrent tune?

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Yes we'll probably not

Hoorah for fag packet sized jump starters!

M

... that I am a brass band widow, ergo a home alone tratter driver watching strictly come dancing of all things.

Yer be surprised how many tratterers on ere watch it

What’s strictly come dancing, never heard of it.

M

marjon said:

What’s strictly come dancing, never heard of it.

M

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It's a competition ont TV. Propper dancers and celebrates/stars/known public figures pair up and enter int hope of learning to ball room dance and win the competition. Weekly event ont TV with contestants voted out each week.

Hippo said:

It's a competition ont TV. Propper dancers and celebrates/stars/known public figures pair up and enter int hope of learning to ball room dance and win the competition. Weekly event ont TV with contestants voted out each week.

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Ahhhh, sounds riveting. As long as it inspires youngsters to learn its worth it.

M