How fast ?

Mark Disco said:

i um ....... erm ............. errrrr .............. eeeeeee ...........ummmmmmmm ............... im washing my hair, soz

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:hysterically_laughi

Mark Disco said:

i um ....... erm ............. errrrr .............. eeeeeee ...........ummmmmmmm ............... im washing my hair, soz

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Your loss, I was gonna pay.:hysterically_laughi

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aviator said:

Your loss, I was gonna pay.:hysterically_laughi

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i dont put out on a first date tho, vaseline is sooo expensive and i aint cheap

rollin danny said:

Cossiedreamer said he got 110 mph out of a 300tdi auto disco. He got a lot of **** taking after that.

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thats not so unrealistic ! i had 183 MPH out of mine ! it had a bit more in it but i didnt want to thrash it !

oh its a 300tdi with a 15,000 HP jet engine in the back

vivnap said:

thats not so unrealistic ! i had 183 MPH out of mine ! it had a bit more in it but i didnt want to thrash it !

oh its a 300tdi with a 15,000 HP jet engine in the back

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now were talking!!

"thats a big spare wheel on your back door there mate"

'oh thats not a spare wheel, thats my jet thruster'

"ive heard Landy's are good but i didnt know that the engine doubled as a flame grille BBQ!"

i got just over 90mph out of my 200 tdi but with remould tyres on the back ( my old colways ) and i chickened out when the temp gauge went just over 3/4 of the way up

darrenwall said:

i got just over 90mph out of my 200 tdi but with remould tyres on the back ( my old colways ) and i chickened out when the temp gauge went just over 3/4 of the way up

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i had 90 out of mine to and it didnt have any tyres on it, i chickend out when the steering wheel fell off !

90 once in a 200tdi shagger

82 today then my alternator bracket snapped......... will stick at 65 i think

I got about 85 once but then the M and S lights started flashing :crazy_driver:

135.

i have never taken mine above 70 but then again as it is an mpi i,m not sure i would get any more and i was running out of road to build up the speed with ....feckin ****e why didn't i buy a doozil burna ?

On a private road my pulls 105 on the flat with the boost wound up and fuel pump tweeked on insa turbo dakars it is VERY loud. it also corners like it shouldn't on PRO comp shocks leaving a lot of euroboxes stunned.

Mine goes from home to work (21 miles on A617) in about 45 minutes...

All you's who claim speeds in miles per hour are lucky it runs that long!

CharlesY said:

My Disco can easily manage three figures on the level.

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Obviously over fueled with veg oil and with super boost, my 200 will break three figures, however my passengers just wanted to stand by the runway and watch as it all starts to get a lil bit iffy after about 90

Oh and i wonder why i have a failed little end

Andy200TDi said:

Mine goes from home to work (21 miles on A617) in about 45 minutes...

All you's who claim speeds in miles per hour are lucky it runs that long!

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I've done 35000 miles trouble free in just over two years and it doesn't miss a beat regular tlc is all it asks for.

My TD5 will cruise at an indicated 105 without even frightening me. Trouble is you have to keep pulling over to get overtaken. (I drive in Germany a lot). Not sure it's good for the car or for my pocket though.

got mine up to 80 once mind you it was on the back of a breakdown lorry !!

I didn't realise they moved. Mine has only moved vertically a foot or so at each end in the past 3 months