Hi new girl on the block

storm99 said:

Griff said 'show us your tits'

I said i'd got a hard-on

2 geezers took offence and started having a go at everyone..saying the zone is a nasty place..

110woman got her tits out

Someone got pms..

no wait, someone got threatening PM's

Linette came back and made possibly sexual innuendo comments

Lannyman thinks he's a sperm donor

Then you got here..


Quiet night really.

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Just the usual then mate
Thought ah'd have a read from the start then thought ah'd look at swiss tonys' posts... not much in there really from 2007 'till recently. Not slaggin' him / her off.

Hmm, must read further... which post fur 110wummin?

Threatening PM's? Not on here surely!!!!:doh:

Awww feckit!!! Ah'm gantae have tae read from the start again!!!:doh:

Discotony said:

Hey if you can;t beat them....? Now I'm worried, you probably are attracted to me seeing as your a c**t?

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Hey Discprolapse, for someone who claims to take the moral high ground your vocabulary is shocking...you claimed some of us have no manners when addressing the female OP then you use possibly the most offensive, ill mannered word in the english language.

I suggest you look here.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/hypocrisy

Another day - another wind up - eh?

Is this still rumbling on!!!!

Good morning chaps !
Thought I'd have a wee look to see if you have behaving yourselves before going to get my nails done.

Anyway another day another dollar, on the Freelander situation its always another dollar ! love the car great space etc, so let down with unreliability .
Should I have a go at inlet manifold pivot valve and try bleeding the system again ?
Cant handle having no transport been a nightmare!

Also where on this site should I be posting as I obviously shouldnt have put my question in introducing myself !
but then again look at the fun you all had letting off some steam!

:welcome2: Good luck with it.

linette said:

p.s. ' GRATCH ' my tits were already out !

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And Im sorry but :nopics:

Actually if look at some of the previous threads I think you will find there was

linette said:

Actually if look at some of the previous threads I think you will find there was

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Maybe im just going blind......

how is Pam and her 5 friends ? ;0

they is great thanks for asking

linette said:

Good morning chaps !
Should I have a go at inlet manifold pivot valve and try bleeding the system again ?

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Dont forget the chappesses
bleeding Freelanders (sic!) is a problem - it has to be done by the book. Download a copy of the Rave search: on here for links). Maybe a complete flush and vacuum fill mite fix the prob, however sequential HGF's are common

linette said:

Also where on this site should I be posting as I obviously shouldnt have put my question in introducing myself !

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If its yo Freelandar then I suggest the Freelander section - general (uncensored) chat in "anything goes" or general Q's in "General". Have a look search through the Common Faults and Questions - Land Rover Zone for lots of fixes and tips (dont post in there as a rule ).

Always :search: before posting as otherwise :flame:.

I know kinda hoping its not that again as was just talking about trading the car in then it starting playing up , its almost like it knew we were getting rid of.




Thanks for the pointers , you know Im not normally as brash as my threads sound but thought I had to hold my own, afterall it is a mans world on here and if you cant beat them join them. Ta:5bAngel_anim:

Awesome, absolutely classic LZ.

I miss all the fun not being allowed to play out late though

Thanks to everyone for the titters fnar fnar

Discotony said:

What a bunch of idiots, fair enough if it was in the anything goes section but responding to a new user in need of help in that manner in this section is appalling. Now she probably thinks that not only are Landies crap (unfairly) but so are a lot of the enthusiasts (fair for her to assume).

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**** off knobber.

markconnor33 said:

Looks like the immature ****ers have seen off another new Landy owner asking sensible questions.



Well done boys, hope your balls drop soon!!

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Pipe down you.Youve been here long enough to know what its like.Feel free to **** off elsewhere, you wont be missed.Tit.

Have i missed the bit where the OP was getting her tits out?

Oddie said:

Have i missed the bit where the OP was getting her tits out?

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Erm yes, they wos magificent, i has saved a copy, i'm going to go and have a look at it in the bog, the light is better in there

Great !!
how many threads are going to be added to my introduction to LZ ?
Not been on all day and you guys still havin a wee gripe you not got anything better to do ?
And no car still is not fixed but I told you I was getting my nails done this morning so no more tinkering for the next weekend or so.
In saying that if anybody can recommend reliable mechanic near Dalkeith outside Edinburgh would really appreciate. x

linette said:

Great !!
how many threads are going to be added to my introduction to LZ ?
Not been on all day and you guys still havin a wee gripe you not got anything better to do ?
And no car still is not fixed but I told you I was getting my nails done this morning so no more tinkering for the next weekend or so.
In saying that if anybody can recommend reliable mechanic near Dalkeith outside Edinburgh would really appreciate. x

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Linette, if you discover the cause of your vehicle's problem please keep us informed. My friend has a BMW 316 with a similar problem. He has changed the head gasket, water pump, head skimmed, thermostat but still boils but radiator not getting hot in the middle.He hasnt had it that long and previous owner had put radweld or summat in it. Hes tried flushing it out with a hose. The heater gets warm initially then goes cold just before it boils. He has ordered another radiator as he reckons it may be bunged up with radweld.