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John0neuk · Aug 24, 2018

3 questions - new to a Range Rover so still learning
Is it possible to turn off the adaptive part of cruise control but retain Cruise function but not the forward facing radar bit - which I find a pain?

Car locking - when you drive off all doors lock - can that be stopped? Find it annoying that when I get out I cant open the off side passenger door to get my jacket and bag without re pressing the fob?

Being short - can you make the access height come into effect automatically everytime you stop at the end of a journey and switch off, open door etc

Saint.V8 · Aug 24, 2018

John0neuk said:
3 questions - new to a Range Rover so still learning
Is it possible to turn off the adaptive part of cruise control but retain Cruise function but not the forward facing radar bit - which I find a pain?

Car locking - when you drive off all doors lock - can that be stopped? Find it annoying that when I get out I cant open the off side passenger door to get my jacket and bag without re pressing the fob?

Being short - can you make the access height come into effect automatically everytime you stop at the end of a journey and switch off, open door etc

I guess we are talking L322....

No idea on the CC, but the door locking thing can be disabled in the BCU - need diagnostics to do that for you.

EAS height - not automatically but you can select access height upto 40 seconds before you stop and then once stopped, and in P handbrake on - it will lower....

Or just resign yourself to the fact you bought a high 4x4 car and if you are short - deal with it

Trench Rat · Aug 24, 2018

You might want to provide more details about the actual land rover.

Also maybe swing by the introduce yourself and do what it says on the tin. With pics.

Regarding the height thing, you could always get side steps or side runners.

Henry_b · Aug 24, 2018

Wouldn't hurt to make an introduction!!

only takes 5mins

Side steps can be fitted to the L322 this would aid access.

Saint.V8 · Aug 24, 2018

My other half who drives our L322 is only 5'4" and she is fine with it at standard height and without side steps!

Henry_b · Aug 24, 2018

Saint.V8 said:
My other half who drives our L322 is only 5'4" and she is fine with it at standard height and without side steps!

I'm 5'9 and can easily climb into a P38 at offroad height!

so i'm assuming the OP is 4ft tall

tomcat59alan · Aug 24, 2018

Henry_b said:
I'm 5'9 and can easily climb into a P38 at offroad height!

so i'm assuming the OP is 4ft tall

And carries a BAG,FFS,

, you need a Gaylander John.

tomcat59alan · Aug 24, 2018

Henry_b said:
I'm 5'9 and can easily climb into a P38 at offroad height!

so i'm assuming the OP is 4ft tall

But you do wear 6 inch stiletto heels.

and make your own dresses.

Henry_b · Aug 24, 2018

tomcat59alan said:
But you do wear 6 inch stiletto heels. and make your own dresses.

How did you know!!

tomcat59alan · Aug 24, 2018

Henry_b said:
How did you know!!

We're the same dress size, you have lent me a few little numbers.

Henry_b · Aug 24, 2018

tomcat59alan said:
you have lent me a few little numbers.

Hmm can't remember doing that

Must of been when i waz drunk

tomcat59alan · Aug 24, 2018

Henry_b said:
Hmm can't remember doing that

Must of been when i waz drunk

That was the GBH.

at one of @holidaychicken .s parties

Saint.V8 · Aug 24, 2018

I am still waiting for my XL Butt Plug to be returned (washed preferably) and the nipple clamps with the red and yellow tassels (to match my crutch-less panties) as well - difficult to reach climax without something tugging on my nipps.... @holidaychicken hangs on them with his JCB starter cables, but it ain't quite the same they just don't have the right shape to cup my nip and it misses the spot. Still, it gives a good tingle when he hooks it up to the L322 Battery and cranks it over mind you!!!

Henry_b · Aug 24, 2018

Saint.V8 said:
I am still waiting for my XL Butt Plug to be returned (washed preferably) and the nipple clamps with the red and yellow tassels (to match my crutch-less panties) as well - difficult to reach climax without something tugging on my nipps.... @holidaychicken hangs on them with his JCB starter cables, but it ain't quite the same they just don't have the right shape to cup my nip and it misses the spot. Still, it gives a good tingle when he hooks it up to the L322 Battery and cranks it over mind you!!!

I've got nipple clamps and a Butt plug you can borrow

holidaychicken · Aug 24, 2018

tomcat59alan said:
That was the GBH. at one of @holidaychicken .s parties

Isn’t it GHB, or are they hair straighteners ?

tomcat59alan · Aug 24, 2018

holidaychicken said:
Isn’t it GHB, or are they hair straighteners ?

No GBH, I punched his lights out.

holidaychicken · Aug 24, 2018

Wow, this one went off piste pretty quickly

Saint.V8 · Aug 24, 2018

Henry_b said:
I've got nipple clamps and a Butt plug you can borrow

I am after the one that is shaped like a bodybuilders fist holding a 28kg dumbbell - else it ain't gonna touch the sides, lets be honest, especially after being given a once over by HC....that man could be confused with a fecking elephant...

tomcat59alan · Aug 24, 2018

Saint.V8 said:
I am still waiting for my XL Butt Plug to be returned (washed preferably) and the nipple clamps with the red and yellow tassels (to match my crutch-less panties) as well - difficult to reach climax without something tugging on my nipps.... @holidaychicken hangs on them with his JCB starter cables, but it ain't quite the same they just don't have the right shape to cup my nip and it misses the spot. Still, it gives a good tingle when he hooks it up to the L322 Battery and cranks it over mind you!!!

Tooo much info Ant.

tomcat59alan · Aug 24, 2018

tomcat59alan said:
Tooo much info Ant.

Ditto for post #18"""

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