ratty
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I spose the key question here is.....
'What were ya doing outta the kitchen anyway?'
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Help a girl out? Phone stuck behind steering wheel!
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I spose the key question here is.....
'What were ya doing outta the kitchen anyway?'
:screaming_bug_eye_f:jaw::bolt::behindsofa:Taggie
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Going to the butcher for more steak?!
Thor1950
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horse or cow
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You've got heavy machinery as well as the Gaylander
Blurry Eck, its worse than I thought
ratty
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Thor1950
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Phone been stuck fer long
Taggie
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Very kind of you Ratty!
Since I left work earlier today.... So I had a flashing steering wheel every time it rang!
Since I left work earlier today.... So I had a flashing steering wheel every time it rang!
ratty
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If someone continuously rings it won't it vibrate out
Just cos that works with yer butt plug
Yer welcome
Ya could get yourself pulled over by plod and then when they ask if you have anything on you that you shouldn't, tell em you have a stash of weed and yer dealer phone behind the cowling.
I bet they get it out for you pretty damn quick.
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If someone continuously rings it won't it vibrate out
Just cos that works with yer butt plug
You've got TD5plonker worked out then
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Car might be a bit drafty after that though ...
However if I did have something to hide this is the obvious place to use. Full of good ideas me
However if I did have something to hide this is the obvious place to use. Full of good ideas me
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Ho! Taggie think you will fit right in on here. now sell the Gaylander and buy a fender and you won't need to worry about the bloody phone as you won't be able to hear it anyway....
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If there's room for a little one I'll stick around
Allyipod
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Yae stick around there are quite a few gurls on here...
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If there's room for a little one I'll stick around
We'll chuck out one of the old fat bastids to make room so bring a few mates
ratty
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If there's room for a little one I'll stick around
I'd keep yer taser handy just to be on the safe side though.
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You've got TD5plonker worked out then
Testosterone overloaded, jailbait, virgin sex pest with a sprinkling of I-know-better.
Yup, totally sussed
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