Mark L
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OI, no virgin here and you forgot body of a god
Your chat up lines certainly won't work on me, nipper...
Help a girl out? Phone stuck behind steering wheel!
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Your chat up lines certainly won't work on me, nipper...
Devs90
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I'm happy to add a portion of chips and make it a threesome.
Owt will do haha
ratty
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Talking of tech help..... hows your landy coming on?
Bristol and west is only 4 months off
I'd be happy to let you make me tiffin or lemon drizzle cake.
Ok
Devs90
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OI, no virgin here and you forgot body of a god
Sheep and ur hand don't count :look:
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Body of a god! Shame its BuddhaOI, no virgin here and you forgot body of a god
Mark L
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:lol:
Yeah, atlas, ya fat b****d.
Atlas, I'll take that one as a compliment as he was the geezer that held up the world
ratty
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Nipper, ain't head that in a long time
fecking slow coach
Give me a break I have had a long day of sleeping through poetry lectures in Nottingham!
Mark L
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I can see how a week seems a long time at your age...
Devs90
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Even with sheep, more pussy than you
W**k
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shotgun0589
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If its a smart phone there may be an app available
"freelander dash phone eject for female's" or similar??
"freelander dash phone eject for female's" or similar??
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Soloby Rob
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If it was a smart phone it would have got itself in there in the first place, its now a stupid phone
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has the op said where she is located? maybe someone can pop round and help her out?
cba reading the whole fred to find out
cba reading the whole fred to find out
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