HB's Gearbox 'Progress Report'..

good job dun huh?

apparently not - mind yu , i did ask fur a "blonde guide" - maybe i shud have asked for a "Sirus level" guide!

You jus needs to give it a wash now and its job done

jus got back in, son of stig is starvin and has sed that he will be at hossy in mornin. top day and company once agin, yu suffern pansies dunt no wot u missed, playin in the snow makin snowmen and throwin snowballs for peach to catch

Is son of stig alright? How olds the poor fella?

i tek it yer wikkend limberin up ter come down ere went well then

yella said:

i tek it yer wikkend limberin up ter come down ere went well then

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ffs ure in me diary for next sundy

pos said:

Is son of stig alright? How olds the poor fella?

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jaw seems ok, teeth are a bit crucked and a deep cut to his chin, he is old enuf to buy his own pints

good man yersen stiggo, i'll mek sure yer et bacon butties when yer come ere, none o them false promises like yer get doon sooth

stig said:

jaw seems ok, teeth are a bit crucked and a deep cut to his chin, he is old enuf to buy his own pints

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Aye well as long as he's alright. Typical though

Int that Kriss Kristofferson unnerneath that camo gear?

mondo said:

Thas called nite yer daft git!

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Well just looked out the window and we've got at least an inch of snow everywhere.

GRUNT said:

Int that Kriss Kristofferson unnerneath that camo gear?

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Aye. Thass not a pipe in his mouth iss a harmonica.

yella said:

good man yersen stiggo, i'll mek sure yer et bacon butties when yer come ere, none o them false promises like yer get doon sooth

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upon arrival at HB palace a sossige buttie was presented to me to be eaten strait away, now this service can only be put down to telepathetic communicasion between landy owners cos we where delayed slightly on our snow bound travel souf and where 4 minutes later than wot we sed we wud be yet the sossige buttie was nice an hot wiv just the rite amount of tom sors. Now this service will tek sum beatin cos normaly i av to nok like **** on your door to get ye out of bed.

Hows 'Son O Stig' this mornin??

HybridGirl said:

Hows 'Son O Stig' this mornin??

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sore but ok,has gone out wiv car trailer to pik up a bodyshell wiv is mate so must be ok

aye, well, shes a fair bit younger than me so shes still full o life, and mondos got a young doris ter keep him interested so hes up like a puppy tryin ter catch fer a knee trembler. whereas i go along with the idea that "stig shall knock the door when he gets here" therefore grabbing a while longer in bed.

i wernt up early it wer her !

fookin tydiyin up she wer, mekin sossidge sarnies. hidin wine botlles under the kitchin table, erm " kitchin lathe" then stiggo turned up afore i got chance of even a fiddle ffs

Ditn know you were musical Mondo

Sirus said:

Ditn know you were musical Mondo

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Proof?
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