Fuel?

david451 · Jun 16, 2008

dirty hands said:
I told them we should have solved the energy crisis years ago. Noone listens to me What happened to all the flying cars we were going to be driving, you know, the ones in the school books when I was little. 'in the 21 century man will be driving flying cars' ets, etc. Its time they got them out

Can you just imagine for one second a woman wif a car that not only goes back and forwards but up as well. FFS, oops there's the garage roof away again.

And it wud have to have a hover capacity, think that one out fur yerself!!

pos · Jun 16, 2008

I'd love a hover car but it would have its problems:

1) You'd have gippos landing on your roof to steal your slates
2) You'd have cigarette butts and McDonalds wrappers in your garden that people have thrown out of their windows
3) You could just saunter over rocks and green lanes as opposed to crawling over them and challenging your mates.

The good bits are that there would be less traffic on the roads so you could still use your landy, fuel prices would decrease and you could technically drive to America or europe, making quick fuel boost or re-charge stops on ocean fuel and diner / motel platforms.

Cool

Who wants to go into business with me?
-Pos

david451 · Jun 16, 2008

pos said:
I'd love a hover car but it would have its problems:

1) You'd have gippos landing on your roof to steal your slates
2) You'd have cigarette butts and McDonalds wrappers in your garden that people have thrown out of their windows
3) You could just saunter over rocks and green lanes as opposed to crawling over them and challenging your mates.

The good bits are that there would be less traffic on the roads so you could still use your landy, fuel prices would decrease and you could technically drive to America or europe, making quick fuel boost or re-charge stops on ocean fuel and diner / motel platforms.

Cool

Who wants to go into business with me?
-Pos

You make yer landie hover and yev got a deal.

pos · Jun 16, 2008

It's quite a heavy thing, but I suppose it could be done using the engine and some props

slob · Jun 16, 2008

pos said:
It's quite a heavy thing

aye, yer have have difficulty getting a heavy landrover to hover ah mean them light weight chinooks need two big turny rotor things so gawd nose how many a 90 would need

pos · Jun 16, 2008

I mean without having big visible props.

Take5 · Jun 16, 2008

What yer need is an anti-matter warp drive - ask Minge if yer can borrow his spare

slob · Jun 16, 2008

pos said:
I mean without having big visible props.

cross channel hovercrafts int light neither

pos · Jun 16, 2008

slob said:
cross channel hovercrafts int light neither

No but they have huge props underneath do they not?

slob · Jun 16, 2008

pos said:
No but they have huge props underneath do they not?

if they do they int visible

TheVengefulElephant · Jun 16, 2008

Wot yer really need is a flux capacitor, I got a spare one from the nissan if anyone is interested. fer free like.

david451 · Jun 16, 2008

slob said:
if they do they int visible

Must admit never had the urge to crawl under a hover craft when it were hovering, aint that dangerous. Supose yer could dig a hole in the sand and get the captain to hover over yer if yer coorious coz ah dunt think there is any. And seing yoor the admisbastratoor I fink it's yer duty ter find out for certain coz it's important for pos's project.

Let's have a vote for a new admisabastratoor coz slobs about ter get munched.

slob · Jun 16, 2008

david451 said:
Must admit never had the urge to crawl under a hover craft when it were hovering, aint that dangerous. Supose yer could dig a hole in the sand and get the captain to hover over yer if yer coorious coz ah dunt think there is any. And seing yoor the admisbastratoor I fink it's yer duty ter find out for certain coz it's important for pos's project.

Let's have a vote for a new admisabastratoor coz slobs about ter get munched.

am too busy administrating, so why don't you do it or even better why don't yer get a gun and shoot yerself

david451 · Jun 16, 2008

slob said:
am too busy administrating, so why don't you do it or even better why don't yer get a gun and shoot yerself

Ah tried but the fookin barrel is too long and ah cant reach the trigger. Ah wud make sumut up but I'm too busy trying to make a log splitter out of a high lift and makin a coont orf it, and it's a dangerous fooker aswell.

You ever seen one used like that??, my logs are discs 2ft in dia and a foot thick, I tried boltin a wedge onto where the base went but the landie aint heavy enough, whole fookin mornins wurk aswel.

GIROGUY · Jun 16, 2008

here check this out....

YouTube - H2O Car - Water Powered Car

forget flying cars, we will be ****ing into our tanks soon!

The Mad Hat Man · Jun 16, 2008

GIROGUY said:
here check this out....

YouTube - H2O Car - Water Powered Car

forget flying cars, we will be ****ing into our tanks soon!

wotisthis - reserectafred week?

Grippa · Jun 16, 2008

The Mad Hat Man said:
wotisthis - reserectafred week?

Nope, reckon it's 'Daft's memory kicks in week'.

The Mad Hat Man · Jun 16, 2008

fook me - its like having the doris on here

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Grippa · Jun 16, 2008

The Mad Hat Man said:
fook me - its like having the doris on here.

Ha ha. Ahd guess she's sat next ter yer & would fekin kill yer if yer called her yer Doris.

muddythelandy · Jun 16, 2008

'pparently you can run cars on dead chickens and pigs...

Diesel Revolution Biodiesel | Truck Trend Magazine Article at Automotive.com

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