Freelander security

your an Alien?

Skinny Mike said:

Definately not.

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So when did you have yer freelander nicked?

jedi said:

your an Alien?

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Nearly. Apparently my dad chopped a bit off his mucky toe nail stuck it in some marmite and out I popped.

ratty said:

So when did you have yer freelander nicked?

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Anybody nicks my freelander, they'd have about 10 minutes to leave the country, change their name and get some plastic surgery. I knows lots of people, if you know what I mean.

Skinny Mike said:

Anybody nicks my freelander, they'd have about 10 minutes to leave the country, change their name and get some plastic surgery. I knows lots of people, if you know what I mean.

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Do they have big hammers?

ratty said:

Do they have big hammers?

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Huge and bats with big rusty nails in them.

Skinny Mike said:

Huge and bats with big rusty nails in them.

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Don't worry nobody will touch yer freelander. Not as long as I still own my defender anyway.

The hammer wavers sem to like mine at the moment.

ratty said:

Don't worry nobody will touch yer freelander. Not as long as I still own my defender anyway.

The hammer wavers sem to like mine at the moment.

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Best thing about a freelander is only gay thieves try to steel them and mines silver and doesnt match any of their nail varnish or handbags.
As for the hammer people put 400 volts DC through your panels, you'll find them stuck to it and twitching next time you check it

Your a gangland, hit man?

jedi said:

Your a gangland, hit man?

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No, I clean high rise and low rise tower blocks actually.

Skinny Mike said:

No, I clean high rise and low rise tower blocks actually.

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An while at a good vantage point, look out for your next freebie to nick?

jedi said:

An while at a good vantage point, look out for your next freebie to nick?

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Finally a right answer . You'd be amazed what we do see. Watching the police today trying to find a runner, mitsubishi evo and volvo chase cars, then plain clothes turned up in a bmw and another in a vauxhall, then the helicopter turned up, you get a great view from six stories up

So did they catch you in the end?

jedi said:

So did they catch you in the end?

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Nah, I'm far to good to get caught

Is that because your so skinny? You slip through their fingers?