Fookin vegans

fett · Jan 8, 2011

sister in law is getting married next year , she has just announced it will be a vegan reception FFS

I gave her a vegan option at my wedding reception, how come I dont get a carnivore option at hers FFS!!!

OH:

fanatic · Jan 8, 2011

Tell her you will not be attending-human rights snigger

joe1972 · Jan 8, 2011

Tell her you're only going if its a true vegan reception....It wont take long to point out something being used thats come from an animal....Then be really irritating to her by ripping the 'vegan thing in the western world ' apart.

Complete fecking bullocks if you ask me!

storm99 · Jan 8, 2011

Tell her she aint getting any pussy licking...

juiceyv8 · Jan 9, 2011

Im sure I can sway her wif my meat

how old amd fit is she??

Ridesafe · Jan 9, 2011

If we're not meant to eat animals, why the fooook are they made of food???????

eightinavee · Jan 9, 2011

Why not just phone for a meat feast pizza during the reception.

Series71 · Jan 9, 2011

bring a diposable BBQ and cook up some burgers while you're there ?

jt_armstrong · Jan 9, 2011

Isn't a cow just highly concentrated grass??? SUrely you can't get more vegan than that.

fanatic · Jan 9, 2011

Snigger our three year old got quite upset when I said I was going to eat a cow in field- told me there would be none left to look at.

fett · Jan 9, 2011

lol to you all,

I was gonna make a fuss but the wife says no I am not allowed to be difficult this time, so my plan is to pick up a KFC (she really hates big brands too) fillet tower on the way there and get it out and eat in in the reception

Joe, even the wine and beer is gonna be vegan, now that worries on beer front :doh: what beer is vegan?

and juicy , she is fookin nice and 9 years younger than me :doh:

Datatek · Jan 9, 2011

If we didn't eat animals there would be none to see in the fields as they would have been eliminated in the quest to grow crops. Thats what I tell my vegan daughter in law. To her credit she did allow her kids to choose to eat meat or not, they are all real carnivores LOL.

juiceyv8 · Jan 9, 2011

fett said:
lol to you all,

I was gonna make a fuss but the wife says no I am not allowed to be difficult this time, so my plan is to pick up a KFC (she really hates big brands too) fillet tower on the way there and get it out and eat in in the reception

Joe, even the wine and beer is gonna be vegan, now that worries on beer front :doh: what beer is vegan?

and juicy , she is fookin nice and 9 years younger than me :doh:

Is she in her 20/early 30s

blue beasty · Jan 9, 2011

Dont have a problem with vegans myself.........take more issue with carnivores that think meat comes wrapped in polystyrene boxes rather than hair and feathers

fett · Jan 9, 2011

about 22 , you shud be so luck juicy!

I may try that one data and dont worry beastie I shoot and fish so no hipocrasy here

(I know it aint spelt right

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Fookin vegans

fett

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fanatic

RESPECT IS EARNED, BEATINGS ARE FREE ;-)

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storm99

Spreading Joy & Harmony

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Series71

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fanatic

RESPECT IS EARNED, BEATINGS ARE FREE ;-)

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