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Austin Shackles

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What is it about mirrors?

some time ago, I ordered 7x5" convex mirrors from the nice Mr. Beamends man,
and got flat ones instead. At the time, it wasn't worth faffing around
changing them, so I've had them on the motor.

happened to be browsing around paddock's site (which seems not so naff now
than when they'd just revamped it) and noticed mirrors, so ordered the same,
7x5" convex, in addition to a few other bits and pieces.

what arrived? bloody 10x6" flat ones!!!

so I've phoned 'em and complained, and they're going to try again. If I
wanted flat ones, I've already got 'em. nor do I think big ones look right
on a series.
--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.net my opinions are just that
"Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so."
John Stuart Mill (1806 - 1873)
 
"Austin Shackles" <[email protected]> wrote in message
news:[email protected]...
>
> What is it about mirrors?
>
> some time ago, I ordered 7x5" convex mirrors from the nice Mr. Beamends

man,
> and got flat ones instead. At the time, it wasn't worth faffing around
> changing them, so I've had them on the motor.
>
> happened to be browsing around paddock's site (which seems not so naff now
> than when they'd just revamped it) and noticed mirrors, so ordered the

same,
> 7x5" convex, in addition to a few other bits and pieces.
>
> what arrived? bloody 10x6" flat ones!!!
>
> so I've phoned 'em and complained, and they're going to try again. If I
> wanted flat ones, I've already got 'em. nor do I think big ones look

right
> on a series.
> --


Might have to order me a job lot too - I've had 3 mirrors removed by dented
and rusting builders transits in the last two weeks, it's becoming less than
amusing. Twice was a case of "you were in the middle of the road", even
though I wasn't (but I was alone and the builder, of course, had two other
mates in the van to testify that I was!). The last time, I was actually
parked up! The ****s tried to squeeze between the parked cars on the left
(including me) and a large lorry coming the opposite way. The driver of the
van tried to carry on as though he hadn't noticed the loud bang and flying
glass, but fortunately the traffic coming in the opposite direction stopped
them and they had to acknowledge my shouts. Even then the two-hat transit
driver got out and made as though it wasn't his fault! Fortunately this
time I had witnesses and the fecker parted with some cash. Perhaps Lee can
explain where the law stands, particularly in the last case where, had the
van not been baulked by oncoming traffic they'd have just driven off.
Leaving the scene of an accident?

Steve


 
On Tue, 12 Sep 2006 13:51:58 +0100, Austin Shackles
<[email protected]> wrote:

>
> What is it about mirrors?
>
> some time ago, I ordered 7x5" convex mirrors ... and got flat ones
> instead.
> happened to be browsing around ... and noticed mirrors, so ordered the
> same,
> 7x5" convex...
>
> what arrived? bloody 10x6" flat ones!!!


I feel your pain - I really do :)

although most (but not all) my issues with mail/web order seem to be
related to couriers rather than suppliers.

--
William Tasso

Land Rover - 110 V8
Discovery - V8
 
Steve <[email protected]> uttered summat worrerz funny
about:
> Might have to order me a job lot too - I've had 3 mirrors removed by
> dented and rusting builders transits in the last two weeks, it's
> becoming less than amusing. Twice was a case of "you were in the
> middle of the road", even though I wasn't (but I was alone and the
> builder, of course, had two other mates in the van to testify that I
> was!). The last time, I was actually parked up! The ****s tried to
> squeeze between the parked cars on the left (including me) and a
> large lorry coming the opposite way. The driver of the van tried to
> carry on as though he hadn't noticed the loud bang and flying glass,
> but fortunately the traffic coming in the opposite direction stopped
> them and they had to acknowledge my shouts. Even then the two-hat
> transit driver got out and made as though it wasn't his fault!
> Fortunately this time I had witnesses and the fecker parted with some
> cash. Perhaps Lee can explain where the law stands, particularly in
> the last case where, had the van not been baulked by oncoming traffic
> they'd have just driven off. Leaving the scene of an accident?
>
> Steve


Wasn't me I wasn't there! ;-)

It is an offence not to stop and pass your Name & Address to any one who
requires it vehicle registration and the owners details if different. If
there is a legitimate reason for not stopping i.e. the 101 owner was about
to kill you then you must report the accident at a police station as soon as
possible and in any case within 24 hours, this does not mean the drivers can
go down the pub then at 23 1/2 hours report it.

Accidents involving injury must be reported regardless asap and in any case
within 24 hours even if details are exchanged at the scene or where ever.

in both cases theres an unless the driver is unaware clause such as for the
likes of HGV drivers who bounce cars in to walls and haven't a clue as it's
all happened in a blind spot.

Don't shoot the messenger! Theres a million what ifs and dodges which I'm
not about to go in to.... 3 hour exam is enough for me...

Lee D


 
Austin Shackles <[email protected]> uttered summat worrerz
funny about:
> What is it about mirrors?


And frigging lawn mowers...

Done my exam now and thought I'd cut the tropical oasis that is the rear
garden... wheeled out the petrol lawn mower... several basil fawlty moments
later... one blister (from mr rope) ... one trip to the 101 to get the tools
through Mount Garage heap ... retrieve tools.... pull lawn mower apart ...
hunt the air gun attachment... blow out the carb... put it all together....
wring out shirt and explain to the little lad the concept of "**** in the
carb".

Crank it up and run in to the jungle hard core styliee (no grass box it's
that deep!) screaming "Adrian...Adrian...."

Not to worry Mrs D has gone to Morrisons to collect an emergency BIG pack of
BIG beer :)

I'm absoloutely ufkcd!

Lee D


 
Lee_D wrote:

|| Austin Shackles <[email protected]> uttered summat worrerz
|| funny about:
||| What is it about mirrors?
||
|| And frigging lawn mowers...
||
|| Done my exam now and thought I'd cut the tropical oasis that is the
|| rear garden... wheeled out the petrol lawn mower... several basil
|| fawlty moments later... one blister (from mr rope) ... one trip to
|| the 101 to get the tools through Mount Garage heap ... retrieve
|| tools.... pull lawn mower apart ... hunt the air gun attachment...
|| blow out the carb... put it all together.... wring out shirt and
|| explain to the little lad the concept of "**** in the carb".
||
|| Crank it up and run in to the jungle hard core styliee (no grass box
|| it's that deep!) screaming "Adrian...Adrian...."
||
|| Not to worry Mrs D has gone to Morrisons to collect an emergency BIG
|| pack of BIG beer :)
||
|| I'm absoloutely ufkcd!
||
|| Lee D

Two words -

Ride. On.

--
Rich
==============================

Take out the obvious to email me.


 
On Tue, 12 Sep 2006 20:36:26 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
<[email protected]> wrote:

>||
>|| I'm absoloutely ufkcd!
>||
>|| Lee D
>
>Two words -
>
>Ride. On.


I dont think Lee's garden is large enough to justify one. Having a
ride on with a small garden is just asking for the **** to be taken.
More time turning the thing round than actually mowing..
 
Tom Woods <[email protected]> uttered summat worrerz funny
about:
> On Tue, 12 Sep 2006 20:36:26 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
> <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>>>
>>>> I'm absoloutely ufkcd!
>>>>
>>>> Lee D

>>
>> Two words -
>>
>> Ride. On.

>
> I dont think Lee's garden is large enough to justify one. Having a
> ride on with a small garden is just asking for the **** to be taken.
> More time turning the thing round than actually mowing..


Would be an overkill for me, Ma and Pa have one and they could do with a
mower for the fergie their plot is that big.

Lee D


 
Lee_D wrote:
> Austin Shackles <[email protected]> uttered summat worrerz
> funny about:
>> What is it about mirrors?

>
> And frigging lawn mowers...
>
> Done my exam now and thought I'd cut the tropical oasis that is the rear
> garden... wheeled out the petrol lawn mower... several basil fawlty moments
> later... one blister (from mr rope) ... one trip to the 101 to get the tools
> through Mount Garage heap ... retrieve tools.... pull lawn mower apart ...
> hunt the air gun attachment... blow out the carb... put it all together....
> wring out shirt and explain to the little lad the concept of "**** in the
> carb".
>
> Crank it up and run in to the jungle hard core styliee (no grass box it's
> that deep!) screaming "Adrian...Adrian...."
>
> Not to worry Mrs D has gone to Morrisons to collect an emergency BIG pack of
> BIG beer :)
>
> I'm absoloutely ufkcd!
>
> Lee D
>
>

We have a great product here in Oz for starting old mowers & chainsaws etc - the
usual ether based stuff, but it's cunningly marketed. It's called "Start you
Bastard" hehe


--
Karen

"Sometimes I think I have a Guardian Idiot - a little invisible spirit just
behind my shoulder, looking out for me ... only he's an imbecile" - Jake Stonebender
 
Lee_D wrote:
> Tom Woods <[email protected]> uttered summat worrerz funny
> about:
>> On Tue, 12 Sep 2006 20:36:26 +0100, "Richard Brookman"
>> <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>>> I'm absoloutely ufkcd!
>>>>>
>>>>> Lee D
>>> Two words -
>>>
>>> Ride. On.

>> I dont think Lee's garden is large enough to justify one. Having a
>> ride on with a small garden is just asking for the **** to be taken.
>> More time turning the thing round than actually mowing..

>
> Would be an overkill for me, Ma and Pa have one and they could do with a
> mower for the fergie their plot is that big.
>
> Lee D
>
>

I've toyed with the idea of gang mowers for my two paddocks - about an acre
each. I use a 48" ride-on at present, but I've decided to plant it out to trees
instead, that way as I get older I'll have less & less maintenance to do as the
jungle slowly takes possession of my gardens :)

--
Karen

"Sometimes I think I have a Guardian Idiot - a little invisible spirit just
behind my shoulder, looking out for me ... only he's an imbecile" - Jake Stonebender
 
Duracell Bunny <[email protected]> uttered summat worrerz funny
about:
> I've toyed with the idea of gang mowers for my two paddocks - about
> an acre each. I use a 48" ride-on at present, but I've decided to
> plant it out to trees instead, that way as I get older I'll have less
> & less maintenance to do as the jungle slowly takes possession of my
> gardens :)


Got to be cheaper than concrete ;-) Will you be replanting some Kumquats?
:)

Lee D


 
Lee_D wrote:
> Duracell Bunny <[email protected]> uttered summat worrerz funny
> about:
>> I've toyed with the idea of gang mowers for my two paddocks - about
>> an acre each. I use a 48" ride-on at present, but I've decided to
>> plant it out to trees instead, that way as I get older I'll have less
>> & less maintenance to do as the jungle slowly takes possession of my
>> gardens :)

>
> Got to be cheaper than concrete ;-) Will you be replanting some Kumquats?
> :)
>
> Lee D
>
>

No, but lots more pineapples - they take so long to grow, but are the sweetest
I've ever eaten. Got two in the kitchen now that I've just picked :)

It takes three years to get the first fruit from a pineapple, if you just plant
the top knot from a fruit you've just picked, so the 20 or so pines I have now
only yield about 6 or so fruits a year, nowhere near enough to keep me going.
But they are a pretty nasty (spiky) plant to grow in the garden.

--
Karen

"Sometimes I think I have a Guardian Idiot - a little invisible spirit just
behind my shoulder, looking out for me ... only he's an imbecile" - Jake Stonebender
 

Duracell Bunny wrote:
> I've toyed with the idea of gang mowers for my two paddocks - about an acre
> each.


I had about 1.5 acres and used to tow a set of 4 gang mowers behind my
Series 2A!

Neil

 
On Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:19:32 +1000, Duracell Bunny
<[email protected]> wrote:

>We have a great product here in Oz for starting old mowers & chainsaws etc - the
>usual ether based stuff, but it's cunningly marketed. It's called "Start you
>Bastard" hehe


nice :)

I saw a picture of some special edition no-nails stuff called 'sticks
like ****' the other day!
 
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