bigchap
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don't know if it's true but a mate of mine reckons some u.s. bases have mcdonalds and harley davidson dealerships on them!
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don't know if it's true but a mate of mine reckons some u.s. bases have mcdonalds and harley davidson dealerships on them!
i've been on a few over here and they certainly all had a miccy ds - and the prices were based on the US pricing so it wuz burgers fer peanuts
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Got pulled over on a sturday night for "pulling out of a junction a bit quick".
Done a 16 hour shift at work, copper looked at me sed "you been drinking?" I sed "chance would be a fine thing" in a proper arsey mood. He sed "fair enough, good night".
Also got moaned at once for having me spotlights on. Me dad thought he was helping sed "hes only got them on cos one of his headlights has blown" Got away with that though!
Done a 16 hour shift at work, copper looked at me sed "you been drinking?" I sed "chance would be a fine thing" in a proper arsey mood. He sed "fair enough, good night".
Also got moaned at once for having me spotlights on. Me dad thought he was helping sed "hes only got them on cos one of his headlights has blown" Got away with that though!
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maccy d and pinball machines are always the first thing onto us bases!
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and speaking of heavy hav yer finished the welding yet??? Not that I'm in a rush as I've been banned from using the Disco (Fooking Bastids) and it looks like I'm gonna be homeless by the end of the month.
hay up mate..
aye, well as much as wuz needed fer the nasty mot man
if yer want's i can drop it over friday ?
an how comes yer banned from the disco..if it wernt for you useing and keeping it running it be still sat with fooked breaks tires and all the other bits yer had to repair on it for use ?
terry wordley
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in 1983 got a new lorry , volvo f7 , the dogs nuts to me , after driving bedford km for 9 months , going up a1 when plod came along side and pulled me into layby. do you realise you were doing 56 mph ( should be 50) , sorry i said i didnt notice my speed ..... reply was , ok so if i dont do you for speeding , i could do you for .. undue care and attension ...... i couldnt win . he sent me off with a warning .... f,kin hitler.
terry wordley
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he was a real jobs worth.... but let me off . so he was a realy nice man ...... NOT
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int it a bummer when a copper catches yu breaking the law and lets you orf with a caution?
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Depends how you interpret bummer
Bromsgrove Defender
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A copper let me orf with a warnin the other day for doin over 100 mph through a red light. I sez I need that speedin ticket to prove me Landy ud go that fast and I couldn't stop at the red light cos me brakes dont werk an he just laughed the tosser!
terry wordley
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hope you smiled for the camera ?
bigchap
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my dad got a speeding ticket on the autobahn,we were in his vw camper towing a trailer and got nicked doing 100km/h.got a 50 mark fine and my dad was so chuffed that the fire breathing camper could break the speed limit he stuck it in the window!
I got pulled over by a member of Kent's finest, whilst driving an Army 110, with military number plates, whilst in Uniform - of the camouflage variety(whilst a member of HM reserve forces) because the numpty Policeman thought I might be a Terrorist.... He also asked me if the Landrover was mine, I replied that as a Taxpayer, you could say that it was...
He was a tad miffed when he realised that I was kosher....
He was a tad miffed when he realised that I was kosher....
TheVengefulElephant
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why, didn't he like jews?
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3 speeding and 2 using a mobile
the jism around yer mouth gives it away
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TheVengefulElephant
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I know nuggets secret, he uses the reacharound technique
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