I've studied personality disorders, narcissistic and borderline types, and you fall somewhere between the two.
I came here as other members have pointed out to you, not to show off a "funny pic", but for some advice on how to fix it, which I thought was the point of this forum.
Instead you have shown us symptoms of your unfortunate psychiatric condition-bless you child, you cannot help it.
The dear old girl who knocked my door off (and whom I cared for as she burst out crying, nearly keeling over) accepted responsibility, the insurers both accepted it, her friend phoned me to thank me for looking after her, a hire car has been delivered and an offer for my car accepted. Done. I just simply wanted advice here-not my honourable reputation tarnished.
I had no need to give you, Arnie or gaylektek, a minute by minute breakdown of the road conditions, weather, flora and fauna and any other trifling detail YOU wanted.
I have too much on to bother the good folk of Landyzone with any more child's play as this is a serious site. Call it me "****ting" myself Arnie if you wish but that's it from me. The freelander is getting scrapped and its goodnight from me.