Dog farts vs AC

Joe_H · Jul 22, 2016

htr said:
Charcoal tablets for the dog or swimmer's nose clip?

Wouldn't the dog object to the swimmers noseclip ?

Also, can't seeing it being of much use...

Also, I think charcoal tabs for the dog is a fair swap !

Skinny Mike · Jul 22, 2016

Joe_H said:
Hi Mike, wasn't she called Incontinencia Buttocks (the wife of Bigus Dickus)

Couldn't you rig up some sort of tube arrangement 'inserted' into the dog and fed out of a hole in the floor. ?
You could keep it attached by a sort of 'reverse muzzle' (a rear end type muzzle with the pipe attached) made from a gimp mask.....
Bit of genius Yorshire engineering and leather work with an axe and a big hammer and Robert's your mother's brother.

Think I might get some funny looks and some police involvement when people see me sticking a pipe up a whippets arse

I know I'm in Yorkshire and we love our Whippets, but there are limits

Mike

Joe_H · Jul 22, 2016

Skinny Mike said:
Think I might get some funny looks and some police involvement when people see me sticking a pipe up a whippets arse
I know I'm in Yorkshire and we love our Whippets, but there are limits
Mike

At least it would only be a tube....

- If it was in Lancashire then...........

dfossil · Jul 22, 2016

But why waste it - use it - like nitrous oxide - for that overtaking moment

davidsmith1307 · Jul 22, 2016

Store it up, and let the whole lot go out the back when you are being chased by villains a la James Bond.

Joe_H · Jul 22, 2016

davidsmith1307 said:
Store it up, and let the whole lot go out the back when you are being chased by villains a la James Bond.

More likely to be Jimmy Oglethwaite where Skinny Mike lurks ..... only Bond round there is bleeding Brooke Bond..

.... the arch enemy of the 'Tetley mob'

wattfield · Jul 23, 2016

Joe_H · Jul 23, 2016

wattfield said:

Yuk !... baseball cap backwards as well as the owner

gstuart · Jul 24, 2016

Skinny Mike said:
It's on grain free dry food now. You should have smelt them before, toxic waste springs to mind.
Mike

sympathise as when my lab dropped her guts I thought my eyes were going to melt

changed her to this dog food from csj , they also have a nutrionist that is very helpful

found the cost and quality of food extremely good

http://www.csjk9.com/aboutcsj.asp

failing that , get a trailer, lol

dfossil · Jul 24, 2016

Strange thing is - When I fart the Westie jumps off the sofa and sulks and yet he can follow the other dogs and ingest directly with nose up bum

Dog farts vs AC

What should I do?

Man up, you great big puff

Breathe faster, hoping it will filter out the smell

Open the window and sweat a bit

Tie the dog to the tow bar

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