ratty
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went to town this mornin .... 
went into card factory :nospamhere: and guess what cards they had on the racks.................. christmas cards I did tell the woman that was fillin the shelf up that their manager should be shot!! She said "I am the manager"":doh: but I am only doin what Im told to do from head office.... she asked me if I was disgusted.... Yep too damn right I was
went into card factory :nospamhere: and guess what cards they had on the racks.................. christmas cards I did tell the woman that was fillin the shelf up that their manager should be shot!! She said "I am the manager"":doh: but I am only doin what Im told to do from head office.... she asked me if I was disgusted.... Yep too damn right I was 
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nearly totalled the deepender yesterday some tw@t in front of me see's a trike coming the other way overtaking and instead of just pulling over to the grass verge and sailing on by him anchors up @ 65/70 mph ****in down with rain me 70/80 yards behind not a fookin hope of stopping
luckily had the foresite to take me foot off the break and power around him on the grass verge think he shyt his self more than i did as i went by him almost broadside
when i got home found half a bail of ferns and brambles jammed between the bumper and the n/s wing not seen the the doris go that white before ussually unflappable
luckily had the foresite to take me foot off the break and power around him on the grass verge
think he shyt his self more than i did as i went by him almost broadside when i got home found half a bail of ferns and brambles jammed between the bumper and the n/s wing
not seen the the doris go that white before ussually unflappable
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nearly totalled the deepender yesterday some tw@t in front of me see's a trike coming the other way overtaking and instead of just pulling over to the grass verge and sailing on by him anchors up @ 65/70 mph ****in down with rain me 70/80 yards behind not a fookin hope of stopping
luckily had the foresite to take me foot off the break and power around him on the grass verge
when i got home found half a bail of ferns and brambles jammed between the bumper and the n/s wing
At your age I'm surprised you saw it early enough to react to it.
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now now - boyz n gurlz
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At your age I'm surprised you saw it early enough to react to it.
might get a shock when ya see how quick i can react :frusty::boxing:
:crutch::whoosh::blah::mil10:
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Yer right there. You might even realise you need a **** before the wet patch appears in yer trousers.
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Too late. He's nodded off again. You'll have to remnd him what he was gonna do once he's woken up and wiped the dribble off his chin.
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Just been on a Government sponsored work avoidance course? and the bitch that was running it was the most Patronising, Condescending CUUNT I've ever met. She made me Primary school headmistress look like a fooking ANGEL!!. and she scared the ****e outta me when I about 6 or 7.
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well get off yo arse and get a job then
yu can start by welding up my motor tomorra
yu can start by welding up my motor tomorra
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that a posh way of sayin you paid the usual tenner to ya doctor an took great pleasure in slappin ya 'sick note' on the desk of the dole office?? "i got a bone in me leg an cant work anymore
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