deepender broke down!!!!

Me landy failed to go forwards or even backwards today!!
Went to pull up at the mother-in-laws today and found i had no clutch!!!
OH FOOK I thought this does not look good Swung underneath to find the rubber pipe to the slave cylinder had rubbed through on the chassis whch wasnt so bad afterall, replaced pipe and bled on the flat, pedal was not great, then had inspiration that some helpfull person on here said bout pointin the landy uphill and bleeding that way as there was only meself to do it.
Worked a treat and landy is backon the road after aprox 2 hours fookin bout,so thank you who ever it was who suggested pointin landy uphill

landy10 said:

Swung underneath

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What are yer? A very small chimp?

been called worse i must admit! but you know what its like you grab hold of the sill (with the door open) and just swing yourself under the chassis, dont pretend you aint done it

landy10 said:

been called worse i must admit! but you know what its like you grab hold of the sill (with the door open) and just swing yourself under the chassis, dont pretend you aint done it

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yep and just as yer done that the wife slams the door on yer fingers, don't say yer havn't seen that. un don't say it wus an accedunt either.

it was grunt who suggested it and it was me who ****ed about for night after night after the EXACT same thing happened to me! cheers grunt, your a legend!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I've gone all wed an embawassed. Can't think how I came across the idea, whether it wuz inspirational or copied.

Ey Griper it's fookin Grunt, an tell that tw@ Mungo will yer.

An you can fook orf with yer bleedin smileys.

nice suggestion GRANT

iannotts said:

nice suggestion GRANT

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Snigger!

yeah cheers grunt top piece of info

This is classed as an unnatural position an under the rules of "Pass The Pigs" you would loose the game.

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