Damn Good Them Freelanders

buckshot said:

can the freelander section be renamed land rover hairdresser
sounds quite apt i think

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Well it could be, but it was funnier the first time I heard it & this is at least the hundredth+ time it's been aired, but I've only been on here for just over a year.
Maybe one day you & your mates will come up with something new & original maybe even funny though we won't hold our breath.

buckshot said:

can the freelander section be renamed land rover hairdresser
sounds quite apt i think

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Funny thing, my hairdresser drives a td5 90.

howardo said:

Funny thing, my hairdresser drives a td5 90.

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Must be the only straight hairdresser in the world !

That was quick for 0830 in the morning

howardo said:

That was quick for 0830 in the morning

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Thank you

Some marketing lines for the Freelander

Freelander - because your gravel drive is off road

Freelander - at least it isn't a slitty

the usual quip is 90% of all freelanders sold are still on the road

its only the 10% that made it home,

(the old ones are still the best)

Freelander - because not all Landrovers Rust.

Freelander - Economy, performance, style and yes it is a Landrover.

How About

Freelander - Chariot of the Batty Boy...

:hysterically_laughi

Freelander - Looking good anywhere

howardo said:

Funny thing, my hairdresser drives a td5 90.

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:jaw::screaming_bug_eye_f
RESPECT!

buckshot said:

:jaw::screaming_bug_eye_f
RESPECT!

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He didnt say he was any good though

Skynet said:

He didnt say he was any good though

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what as a hairdresser?
who fookin cares, must be pretty good though if he can run to a proper 4x4

Nah just as misguided as the rest of you tratty boyos

Not to stir up things but I wonder why lately I get more and more requests from Disco and Range owners if I would consider a swap of cars ?? One even wanted to put some money extra to it ??

if it doesn`t leak or have it`s own interior spider pet, then it is not a proper landy imo.

willo said:

Not to stir up things but I wonder why lately I get more and more requests from Disco and Range owners if I would consider a swap of cars ?? One even wanted to put some money extra to it ??

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They were just messing with you, as soon as you agreed they would have just fallen on the floor laughing

willo said:

Not to stir up things but I wonder why lately I get more and more requests from Disco and Range owners if I would consider a swap of cars ?? One even wanted to put some money extra to it ??

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P38 owners you mean.. thm would be the ones with porous blocks.. discovery.. no boot floor and inner wings held together with filler..

they would have given the freebie to the wife I expect... till the doors fell off

freelance said:

the usual quip is 90% of all freelanders sold are still on the road

its only the 10% that made it home,

(the old ones are still the best)

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Yeah, I remember hearing that one when Lada were selling here in the UK...........................................

mjltigger said:

P38 owners you mean.. thm would be the ones with porous blocks.. discovery.. no boot floor and inner wings held together with filler..

they would have given the freebie to the wife I expect... till the doors fell off

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Ah, the doors one.............again. Guess that my hope that you guys would come up with something original & maybe even funny was just that, a vain hope. Still if it keeps you amused I suppose..........................