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Ok in my defence ,WE HAVE A BOOK in the gaylander pub and all non gaylander types must be signed in by a member, on the night of the bombing[i was in zog] and flippy hat was in charge ,on checkin the book , only two members were in ,flippy and cash back, we have damming whittlesness that can proof that GRUNT blew the place up, got a chip on his shoulder cos his pet porkers were banned, we have an on going trial in the gaylander bit , and so there for am unable to give more info. . .but he's gunna go down , ha ha ha , parp. . . .

yer trial is a farce!!!!! you ain't even read out the charges, nor have you offered any proof of anything. lets see yer intergalatic passport to prove you was in zog. how come as soon as you was put in the frame this 'trial' suddenly started?and grunt was wiff me. and you just said grunt wasn't in yer pub that night so how'd he plant the bomb. yer case has more holes than my socks!

retsgom said:

I can smell a compensation claim !!!!!!

It is now time for you to seek full compensation for all the upset and anguish which you are now forced to deal with.

Please feel free to contact me to have a chat about your claim.

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Colour me in for that one retsy!

I've bin in a terrible state since my poor mate Bobs sad demise.
A few squids will soon have me back to me usuall self, "Stoned" and if theres enough left over i could set up a small hydroponics business in his memory.
Sorted

I respected the request and was silent at 04.45. During the period of respect, the wife farted. So I told she is a disrespectful filthy bastard and made her spend the rest of the night with her arse hanging out of the window.

I felt that this was the correct thing to do.

i was also respectfull at the alloted time and did not fart (that makes a change) so did not have to spend the night with my backside out of the window!

I woz asleep

therefore you were pqying your respects with out even knowing!