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hahahahaha this noob makes tuskenraider seem almost likeable
That might be pushing it a bit, turkish delights a nobber
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That might be pushing it a bit, turkish delights a nobber
I did say almost likeableThat might be pushing it a bit, turkish delights a nobber
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i think i'd need a barrelMaybe after a quart of malt
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i think i'd need a barrel
You'd be fine after a large glass with all them painkillers you're currently hopped up on
mrs s71 wont let me drinkYou'd be fine after a large glass with all them painkillers you're currently hopped up on
probably a good thing mind.....i'm getting some more pain killers prescribed on top of what i'm taking ....tomorrow
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mrs s71 wont let me drink
Only thing that comes close to whisky is morphine!
I loved it when I was in hospital with a lacerated patella tendon, morphine in one arm, new blood going into the other
You on something like codeine or something stronger ?
co codamol,diazepam and whatever i get tomorrow. Yep had the morphene in hospital yesterday and summit else via a needle in me hand and gas and air !Only thing that comes close to whisky is morphine!
I loved it when I was in hospital with a lacerated patella tendon, morphine in one arm, new blood going into the other
You on something like codeine or something stronger ?
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took gas and air to move me orf the floor onto the stretcherThem doctors must really want you to shurrup.
then lots of gas and air to stop me ****ing myself with pain.....in went the needle in me hand and pain was just bearable......a load of morphene later I could just about stand...well after i'd hypo'd and thrown up then thrown up on the way home 
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good curry was it?
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Oooooh fancy drugs
Best stuff in the hospital I reckons
Them doctors must really want you to shurrup.
They're trying to help us out
just bent over to pick up some empty bags and couldnt get back up again
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just bent over to pick up some empty bags and couldnt get back up again
Why don't you just admit you were dogging?
i assumed the gaylander position for about an hour before the ambulance arrivedWhy don't you just admit you were dogging?
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i assumed the gaylander position for about an hour before the ambulance arrived
Big spoon or little spoon
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i assumed the gaylander position for about an hour before the ambulance arrived
I bet you got worried when Drew walked in weaing his wellies.
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