Breaking wind

Tired of getting messed around and I need the money so have lots of farts for sale.

Silent and violent farts

Loud and proud farts

Cloth touchers

Sock blower offers


Associated bottom burp accessories available. Not sure on what other things are worth so message me if you want anything.

Ever see this sticky on top of the list of content?

http://www.landyzone.co.uk/lz/f8/do-not-post-adverts-section-156190.html

could be moved by a kind mod or deleted by BB

Nope. If it's in the wrong section or broke any rules, sorry.

ash0098 said:

Nope. If it's in the wrong section or broke any rules, sorry.

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The trouble is u wouldn't be able to put it in the correct section as u haven't yet reached a minimum total of 50 posts yet to do that.

Maybe if I just keep commenting in this o might make it to 50 posts?

ash0098 said:

Maybe if I just keep commenting in this o might make it to 50 posts?

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More likely your count will reach 49 before mysteriously dropping to 5

Haha god damn it. Just feel sorry and give me the benefit of the doubt for being messed around loads

ash0098 said:

Maybe if I just keep commenting in this o might make it to 50 posts?

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Offer Blue Beasty cake..

I'll make him a cake like Bruce bogtrotter if he wants?