Ask Any Old Git (ceptin fer lord slob)

odenne said:

i have 2 hice, but me and doris use our nice and let one out.

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Oddie, you bin on the wiccy this evenin'??

oh **** it! lets just have a "ask any old git" fred!
folk me, its clearly states ask bastid slob which would infer the asker wants a answer from me! but no yer just jump reet in with yer pretend answers that yer just made up to sound clevva. when see if i care! yer can bloody well answer them all , then wull see how fooking clevva yer really are.





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No yet but workin on it, just wait for some gems later!!

Collective noun for Hoodies is a Strop i reckon?

slob said:

oh **** it! lets just have a "ask any old git" fred!
folk me, its clearly states ask bastid slob which would infer the asker wants a answer from me! but no yer just jump reet in with yer pretend answers that yer just made up to sound clevva. when see if i care! yer can bloody well answer them all , then wull see how fooking clevva yer really are.





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Awwww! Stop wavin yer handbag about and gimme the propa answer to me qwestion then!

HybridGirl said:

Awwww! Stop wavin yer handbag about and gimme the propa answer to me qwestion then!

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nah! go and ask that fooking pretend no all folking tinny

HybridGirl said:

Mr Trewy! Yer so very, very knowledgeabubble! Mebbe you shud have yer very own 'Ask Trewy' fred. I still think 'grice' sounds propa. I'm gonna write to the oxford dickshunary an see if they'll eggcept 'grice' as a noo wurd...

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and i think it's already there i'm afraid, means a little pig or summat i think

Dear Mr Slob, I bin readin this book called 'The Truth About Slob'. Can you tell me if this bit o the story is true?

HybridGirl said:

Dear Mr Slob, I bin readin this book called 'The Truth About Slob'. Can you tell me if this bit o the story is true?

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course it is but yer better not ask me

odenne said:

and i think it's already there i'm afraid, means a little pig or summat i think

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Damn. How the fook dus grice equate to 'lil pig' tho??!

slob said:

course it is but yer better not ask me

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Go on! Say it!

HybridGirl said:

Dear Mr Slob, I bin readin this book called 'The Truth About Slob'. Can you tell me if this bit o the story is true?

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And he went on holiday to the Virgin islands, but when he came back they were just called "The Islands"!

odenne said:

And he went on holiday to the Virgin islands, but when he came back they were just called "The Islands"!

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Well i wer readin this chapter earlier so its kinda believeable..

slob said:

booya

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TISSUES PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!

here's anuffer extract

slob said:

here's anuffer extract

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I juss posted tha un! I like this un..

aye the bastid had just eaten a curry arnorl

i would just like to take us back to the cat/toast question, after eggstensive research and eggsperimentation i have come to a definitive answer!





and the answer is........ the cat freefalls to a hight of 6" then regins to spin gaining speed with every revolution until it reaches 700,000 rpm at which point it goes supernova and starts to create its own gravity after this i decided to leave the cat alone as it was starting to draw in large objects like cars and people

Dear Slob (or any old git). Does anything rhyme with 'orange'?
Lots of love, HB. XXX

Haliborange