Ask Any Old Git (ceptin fer lord slob)

yella said:

i dint think it will be carbon he'll be worrying about removing from his anal ring

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FFS looks like yer both hooked on erm........how can i decribe it.............making me a man............or taking away my manhood???

RAZ8550TDI said:

FFS looks like yer both hooked on erm........how can i decribe it.............making me their Biatch............or taking away my manhood???

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Think thas what you were looking for

Why is it that every time a fly in an aeroplane I get a fookin cold

Take5 said:

Why is it that every time a fly in an aeroplane I get a fookin cold

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cos yer a big girlie boy

Bastid

its to do with the recycled air that they keep pumping through the cabin, full of nasty bugs and **** that the immune system of girlie boys aren't man enough to fight orf

Shoulda had another coupla GnT's then, that kills anything

like the memory of the fat bitch yer had the night before??

Ooh, never. You know what they say, it's like riding a scooter - quite good fun but you don't want your mates to find out

Take5 said:

Why is it that every time a fly in an aeroplane I get a fookin cold

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I suspect its because you brought a cheep ticket.
The Air comes in at the front of the aircraft and goes out the back.
Therefore if some one up front has a cold / flu etc then anyone behind him is likely to get it.

oi! you! piff orf and gert yer own fred! it sez 'ask slob' not folking 'ask clivees'

slob said:

oi! you! piff orf and gert yer own fred! it sez 'ask slob' not folking 'ask clivees'

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Sorry el Slobby
I couldn't resist implying that someone is cheep.

I'll go back to teasing Gaylander owners now.

discomania said:

What came first the chicken or the egg?

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the one with the fag in his mouth


shadowster

the air in an aircraft is like the great mr slob sez recycled, where as in days of old when yer could smoke on a plane the aircon actually pumped fresh air into the cabin all the time. now its full of every other fookers germs so thats why yer get a cold or virus everytime yer fly. so when they stopped yer from smokin on a plane they gave yer a free disease ter replace the smoke

Dear Slob, today I saw a grouse on the moors an was wonderin to mesself, if more than one mouse is 'mice', is more than one grouse 'grice'?
Lots of love, HB.

The collective term for Grouse is "Covey".

trust Trewy to know - the "expert grouser"

Grouse and Ptarmigan are the only game birds that I've never shot.
Will do one day though!

HybridGirl said:

Dear Slob, today I saw a grouse on the moors an was wonderin to mesself, if more than one mouse is 'mice', is more than one grouse 'grice'?
Lots of love, HB.

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i have 2 hice, but me and doris use our nice and let one out.

Treworgey 90 said:

The collective term for Grouse is "Covey".

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Mr Trewy! Yer so very, very knowledgeabubble! Mebbe you shud have yer very own 'Ask Trewy' fred. I still think 'grice' sounds propa. I'm gonna write to the oxford dickshunary an see if they'll eggcept 'grice' as a noo wurd...